#testificates

[brightgoat]

"TESTIFICATES" of My World AU

Lore Masterpost. More stuff:

Villagers

Villager's view of the Hero // More on Villager Roles // Iron Golems // Growth // Magic // Hands // Courting

Illagers

Illager's view of the Hero // Childhood // Growth // Death // Totem of Undying // Magic // Courting

Witches

Witches' view of the Hero // Gunpowder

Traditional Colour Symbolism

Other fun facts:

They all naturally have very little to none hair. Any significant amount of hair is a genetic oddity. A head full of hair like the Hero's is just absurd to them.

They all speak a shared language, that the Hero cannot understand. But they can understand the Hero. One sided language barrier. There's no work around this barrier.

Although they all seem to be from the same evolutionary branch, the origins and history is long forgotten by them. The term 'testificate' is archaic and not really used.

They all have a shared mythology, but focus on different parts of it.

[vurm]

I wasn't gonna post this because it didn't turn out 100 percent how I wanted, but I figure if I keep thinking like that I'll never have anything to post. Drew some MC villagers in a cuter blobbier style in Drawpile and will keep practicing it just for fun.

[asktotallyhuman]

"You better start RUNNING!"

The children squeal, taking off in different directions, with our fair Lady giving chase, and making her best impression of a monster. It's almost uncanny how much she sounds juuust like an angry Nyzak...

Commander Attenburgh, on the other hand, has other matters to attend to.

[swapauanon]

Okay, as horrifying as everything in the Villager Mincer Mod is when you really think about it, the levels of cruelty in it are kinda hilarious. Actually, which mod is it that let’s you cut off a villager’s nose with shears then plant the nose to grow another villager?

In other news, I have the most unfocused blog ever.

[crazycreepercharleston]

Bro thats not your home

[crazycreepercharleston]

just dupe it

[dreadlord-mr-son]

Weird thought:

In the Minecraftian universe, how are stereotypes about Jewish noses affected by the existence of testificates?

[niche-pastiche]

One of my favorite things is building a Minecraft house next to a testificate village. because sometimes one of them will run in your house all of the sudden like "Quick, help! I need 18 raw chickens!" because they forgot it was Thanksgiving or something.