Safety Patrol

Stay safe out there

[dogpuppy]

[deathwarlock]

I sit backwards on the toilet to pee because it's like peeing standing up sitting down

[the-real-skeletor]

What about shitting

[deathwarlock]

laying down

[evilwizard]

it’s time for demons to come out of the ground and for everyone to get special powers

[pukicho]

Sometimes my dad likes to put little pills in my food. And in those pills is more of the food.

[pukicho]

[twistedpictures]

dudes online used to spend 72 hours on photoshop uninterrupted editing people’s faces to look scary and we called the finished product some shit like jeff the killer and put him in spirit halloween and on wikipedia These days you open tumblr and top of dash is a 42 note edit of jerma’s face so fucked up looking that it could’ve been used to texture a corpse in a y2k valve game and you get a little nauseous and otherwise just keep scrolling. and this is known as “a tuesday

[powerburial]

*werner herzog voice* I hold no affection for this Spyro the Dragon character. I find nothing charming or amusing, nor am I captivated by his movements

[pepsimaxolotl]

Impressed by new roommate today by showing them the gromit mug, the gromit mug mug, and then the gromit mug mug mug

[pepsimaxolotl]

For reference

[shortcircuit908]

asshole cut me off in traffic so i followed him home and power leveled his pet noob

[rylandgraces]

[the most low energy you have ever seen me] we’re about to go crazy mode

[coochiejuice-deactivated2014012]

why are yall in hot topic tho

[wontonsoupinthemorning-deactiva]

shiiiit ho…..to steal……its the steal championships this week….prelims…….hot topic…final round will be at the movie theater……

steal the movie from the screen

[cogneartive]

my second most important headcanon was that alucard was not a planned baby

[thememedaddy]

[bruzum]

[flipchild]

Eating mealworms off a rock, like a 🦎 lizard

When we drink we do it right, like a lizard🦎

[flipchild]

[pukicho]

People have been saying stuff for years at this point

[vinceaddams]

It's nice that loud noises don't stick to clothes like smells do. That would be really bad if they did.

[flipchild]

im going to make you an offer you cant receive