Safety Patrol

Stay safe out there

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

Interviewer: Tell me about a time you messed up at work and how you fixed it

Me: i got struck by green chinese lightning

[polygonlaundry]

Dear oh dear, what was it? The Hunt? The Blood? Or the horrible Dream? Oh, it doesn’t matter… It always comes down to the hunters’ helper to clean up after these sort of messes.

[rnismatch]

always shoot the messanger #nomessages

[godisafujoshi]

[taraxippos]

TFW I'm an early hominid and a rival walks up to me and attempts to snap my penis bone clean in half but I don't even have one

[taraxippos]

[plastiboo]

[mint-swirl]

*trying to come up with rules for my new society after successfully leading the revolution* why don’t we just repurpose 5e

[sandsvendor100]

[minor-locrian]

a warthog is a thog specialized for use in war

[feldfrog]

Sometimes it's hard to tell if I'm rotating a cube in my mind or just fondly remembering that time I rotated a cube with my hands

[angelicguy]

and when dawn breaks *stabs the enemy location on the map in front of me* we strike.

dude my fucking map

[nlog-sama]

i dont know what love island is but from what ive heard its like danganronpa for people that use snapchat

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

We are powerfuckers here, we are jackhammer dickfuckers and we have high powered powerfucking capabilities

[posthumanwanderings]

[witnessthesurreal]

violence

[argumentativeasshole]

This is happening every day

[the-real-lain-iwakura]

[guilhernunes]

Elderly dog ​​overcomes shyness and signs up for a telekinesis course for dogs

[kvetches]

i'll just say what we were all thinking. the paris catacombs are lowkey performative as hell