A small creature

Gil, funky fresh and a little silly. This blog is pretty much a mess like my life. Hope you enjoy, asks are open to anyone bored or brave enough. Current hyperfixations: W40K, DND, BG3, TLT, TMP, and Homestuck because it won't die. Oh, and writing a book where lady cowboys shoot bad guys and make out.

[terraco-07]

A new post canon adventure? In this economy?

Alternate Save

What if someone new and outside of the story took over the narration and Earth C went about it's business not fearing Meat nor Candy? That's

Alternate Save is a new adventure that takes place right after the events of Act 7 and takes a different path than the epilogues. If you like some character driven stories that hopefully hit that classic mix of silly Homestuck humor and serious character moments. Watch the now adults of Earth C as they navigate friendships, relationships, and coping with the long lasting scars from Sburb. Thank you again to the talented work from @meraki-sunset who I couldn't have uploaded this without. I've been super excited to push this mspfa live for a while now and I'm happy to finally do so!

[sergeifyodorov]

I don't read as much fic as I used to but one "tell" for non Canadians writing us, besides the etransfer, is the units you use to describe us measuring something. I hate to tell you this but The Chart is real and it's completely subconscious. Please abide

[demotu-writes]

ETA the chart (or at least a version of it):

ETA2: we do use inches/miles in poetic ways ("he was lost in thought/miles away" or "his lips were a bare inch away").

Also, the length of a dick is in inches for SURE.

[sergeifyodorov]

Yep! Also "related to work" is a little vague here -- the sciences do use metric.

[stripedpants]

Approximate homestuck knowledge

[aroace-ryland-grace]

happy trails are one of the most beautiful things in the world actually

[aroace-ryland-grace]

you are a tar pit and a coward

[cutecipher]

there's art inside me trying to get out

[punishedsaints]

[shadowblade8192]

do you think the people who would build a rent reducer 9000 are the same people who are building houses

[deathinaugural]

[partywithponies]

One of the most annoying genres of people on the internet are people who act like they believe science is one single monolithic thing. Like, you'll see an article saying something like "scientists studying the movement of tectonic plates", and then in the comments there'll be several smug people saying "smh why are scientists doing this instead of finding a cure for cancer", like. Why would a geologist be doing that.

[nicecarpet]

I was doing a photo study that turned into Rose and Kanaya (⸝⸝╸-╺⸝⸝)

I couldn't decide whether to keep the original colours or adjust them in the end...

[willgrahamscock]

reading problematic fanfiction but shaking my head so random tumblr user who thinks thought crimes are real knows I don't condone it in real life

[willgrahamscock]

ignore my boaner 👍

[willgrahamscock]

fictional characters can't consent because they aren't real.. but YOU can consent to reading heavy themes, and you can withdraw consent by clicking the back button and stopping any time, it is your choice to read stories that include or exclude consent 👍

[willgrahamscock]

I love when puritans are so far up their ass they circle back to being more perverted than the original concept

[badger-angel]

always interesting whenever people start talking about polyamory as particularly unstable or prone to jealousy bc it begs the question of if they’ve ever seen or heard of monogamous couples

[badger-angel]

are you aware that those people are having sincere earnest discussions on whether following someone on social media counts as cheating

[theonewhowanks]

[omtai]

they should invent a cigarette that gives you vitamins and hrt and shit

[infectiouspiss]

TESTOSTEROEN CIGARETTE BEING SMOKED BY A BUTCH DYKE OUTSIDE THE BAR SHE SHOTGUN THR SMOKE INTO MYMOUTH I GET SO HARD I PASS OUT SMASH MY HEAD AND DIE

[infectiouspiss]

sorry that was meant for the tags

[omtai]

it’s okay. You’ve painted a beautiful and true picture

[shaftalu]

старый арт с ризой

[052-jy]

more riza painting practice + testing out a new sketch brush c:

[loveridden1999]

top 3 hobbies for young adults:

1. borrowing misery from future

2. carrying grief of the past

3. agonizing over the present

[lokh1]

‘how would other people describe you’ why would i know this