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Michael: So I heard this joke right...?
W. Foxy: Yeah?
Michael: So there's this rabbit and a bear shitting in the woods right?
W. Foxy: Uhuh.
Michael: And the bear turns to the rabbit and goes, you ever get a problem with getting shit on your fur?
W. Foxy: *listening*
Michael: The rabbit says no. I'm rather clean. So the bear grabs him and says, Great! Wiped his arse with him. *Chuckling pathetically*
W. Foxy: Oh... That one's bad.
Springtrap in the walls:
time to rant abt pokemon because i cannot be contained
so @ohnoitstbskyen released his review on Purrloin and Liepard recently, and remarked that it has a very similar niche to Meowth and Persian, and... i mean, he isn't wrong, but that is kind of the point since gen 5 was essentially "what if we made gen 1 again but better"
this is not a defense on Purrloin and Liepard though - i agree that they had wasted potential and could have been better pokemon, and the crux of that, really, is because Purrloin Stands Upright
in its original art and game sprites, Purrloin is just a dark-type cat, sitting down as a cat ought to, occasionally lifting its paws as if to taunt you like "nyeheheh i'm gonna steal from ya" Liepard is a decent evolution from this, if not for the name alone. it's literally "lie" like lying and cheating, and "leopard". let's be honest, too: if Liepard did evolve into more of a Catwoman-esque bipedal creature, a la Meowscarada... would that have been better? i'm inclined to say it wouldn't be, but i don't have too much to say further on the point anyway
i primarily dislike that Purrloin Stands Upright because it never did in the first place, and i hate how it looks in the wild standing up like that. that's just a cat standing up - it's uncanny compared to Meowth, you can at least say its anatomy better allows it to have a bipedal stance, and arguably you see it assume a bipedal sit at least in RGB. but then, you must remember, that Meowth aren't supposed to be bipedal - Team Rocket's Meowth had to learn how to stand up and walk and talk like a human, all to impress a girl Meowth he liked, who evidently walks just like a cat of course, Team Rocket's Meowth is an incredibly popular character, and unfortunately his influence was too great, so now ALL Meowth stand upright, including the Alolan and Galarian forms! I can understand Galarian Meowth standing because it leads better into its evolution of Perrserker, but Alolan Meowth has the same problem and Kantonian Meowth, and so does Purrloin
tl;dr: Purrloin Standing Upright is a perversion of nature
thank you for coming to my TED talk
Why does everyone draw spamton like he’s a hot dude and is like 6f tall but in the actual game he looks like a small gremlin that looks punchable
Tweek: [Gives Craig a kiss on the cheek] I love you.
Craig,all flustered: A- [Craig.exe has stopped working]
Whirl: Fuck!
Rodimus, gasping and covering Tailgate's audials: Don't say that in front of the baby!
Tailgate: Fuck!
Rodimus: No!
@kyungsooskhakipants
Ok every time I try to make this a photo post Tumblr says N o so this time you're gonna get a love letter sorry ): anyway I have so much to say where do I start!!... Ok we were awkward for like 3 seconds when I was just staring at u across the station and smiling but then?? Photographing ducks and walking around the park with you was just so nice I'm so glad I got to do that ): and all the touristy things you helped me do ahfjjajdj I'm ashamed of how unashamed I am.. also thank u for reenacting the d&e mv scene with me honestly only a true friend would cross a whole bridge then walk back along it halfway for one (1) picture! And the highlight of my life probably, thank you so so so much for my first ever album, and for the xiumin photo card im telling u you can make a career out of predicting photocards 😭😭😭 in that moment I think i forgot the whole world and could only see his signature and his two beautiful, different coloured eyes im.... Losing my mind here..... AnywAY all in all 11/10 favourite day in London I'm going around telling all my classmates 'oH I alREadY DiD thAt! !' whenever they tell me they're going somewhere asgdjaksj THANK YOU SO MUCH ILY FOREVER KP!!!!!!💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛
Marinette, stumbles and lands at Adrien's feet: Ouch!
Adrien, helping her up: Marinette, are you okay?
Marinette, blushing: Do you have a band-aid?
Adrien: No but I can get you one. Did you hurt yourself??
Marinette, blushing harder: I scraped my knee falling for you.
Adrien: Oh no!- wait... ohmygosh.
☾ *ﾟimessage | arlo
OPHELIA: hey so i was going through all my shit and i found a few shirts and jackets that i think belong to you?
OPHELIA: do you want me to like... drop it off in a box or something bc i can next time i'm near ur place
