imessage 💬 tiger 🍆❤️
theo: so, I made the first move when it came to sucking your dick ...
theo: so where is my apology?
[few moments later]
theo: will there be food with this apology?
theo: because i'm feeling taco bell. 😚
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imessage 💬 tiger 🍆❤️
theo: so, I made the first move when it came to sucking your dick ...
theo: so where is my apology?
[few moments later]
theo: will there be food with this apology?
theo: because i'm feeling taco bell. 😚
Eva ✉ Devon
Eva: Mm, but what if I'm busy?
Eva: Even though I do miss you.
Eva: And your mouth 😘
[ text ]: I knew this wasn’t going to last.
Text: I thought this was the whole point of your witchy juju cards.Text: To know everything??Text: Or was it the weegie board thing this time?Text: How do you spell that? Was there an ‘o’ in it?Text: Oweegie? Owgie?
✆✉ø@ <3333
Send “✆” for a MORNING text.
text: what the hell did u do to my hand
text: i just woke up and it’s all itchy THIS WASNT A THING YESTERDAY
text: ok so it may or may not have been a mosquito bite
Send “✉” for a text that WASN’T SENT.
[unsent]: i’ve been staring at your insta for the last twenty minutes and damnit i could use a little bit of sunshine rn (no, i’m not talking about the weather). you’re probably like… the one person that managed to at least make me think about the possibility that MAYBE it isn’t all as hopeless as i believed. and i miss that. i miss you. i miss all of us. it’s just one of those days.
text: hey you! spain looks like it’s fun! notice how i’m using exclamation points! go easy on the sangria! xx
Send “ø” for a LATE NIGHT text.
text: wtf skittles noooooo
text: i’m gonna google this or it’s gonna bug me
text: according to at least 5 yahoo answer threads it’s true
text: i’m crushed
text: and thus unwinds the mortal coil of my love for over-commercialized candy GOOD LUCK TURNING THIS INTO A GOOD THING
Send “@” for a SCARED text.
text: dev
text: devona
text: devonstopher
text: excuse the entire living fuck out of me but what THE LITERAL HELL is that doll you just posted on twitter
text: DONT YOU DARE BRING IT WITH YOU TO THE ROADTRIP IM NOT SLEEPING ON THE SAME BUS AS THAT THING
✉✿@&♀ <333
Send “✉” for a text that WASN’T SENT.
{ unsent text to Voodoo Princess: It’s been four fucking months since I last saw you and we haven’t exchanged a single word. What the fuck Dev? It was one kiss big fucking deal friends kiss all the time it didn’t mean anything stop taking things to such extremes. Don’t read anything into it. It never happened okay? }
{ outgoing text to Voodoo Princess: It’s been a while since we last talked, hope you’ve finally been possessed. }
Send “✿” for a SUGGESTIVE text.
{ outgoing text to Voodoo Princess from junior year of high school: im drun and i hav to sy your relly hot dev like magicl indescrbla werd girl hot its not fiar nd when you trid on that dres in frnt f me today it wsnt very nice becuz i cnt handle c in u ina hot dress }
Send “@” for a SCARED text.
{ outgoing text to Voodoo Princess from senior year of high school: sneak over. i can’t sleep alone tonight, i swear to god i’m seeing her everywhere. it was five years ago tonight i’m sorry for being weak i just need you right now }
Send “&” for a LOVING text.
{ outgoing to Voodoo Princess: You are undoubtedly the most extraordinary person with which I’ve ever crossed paths. I need you to know that in case we never speak nor see one another again. }
Send “♀” for a HEARTBREAKING text.
{ outgoing to Voodoo Princess: …But with that being said, I think life has diverged us from one another for good. So thank you for being my friend through high school. I hope Spain and the rest of the world are good to you. I’m deleting your number now. }
Eva ✉ Devon
Eva: Mm, so your fangirls are apparently stalking me. There's a hashtag, it's cute.
text || devaria
ARIA: So I may or may not have left late last night and that's why I wasn't home. I'm sorry I didn't text you.
ARIA: I won't be home again tonight either -- just so you weren't like, worried. Or thought about calling the cops or whatever.
text || devaria
ARIA: How's the job hunting going? Any luck?