#text:dijon

[gretagesundheit]

text 💬 grijon

Greta: You have 14 days to rock my world if you want me to be all yours, Colonel Mustard. Tick, tock.

[aspenfrederickson]

text 💬 dispen

Aspen: FUCK. FUCK. WHATEVER YOU DO, DON’T USE YOUR TOOTHBRUSH. IT’S NOT SAFE.

Aspen: I WILL PROVIDE NO FURTHER DETAILS, JUST THROW IT AWAY ASAP!!!

[aspenfrederickson]

text 💬 d👀i👀s👀p👀e👀n

Aspen: Excuse me sir.

Aspen: Do you have something to tell us all?

Aspen: And by us all I mean MY BEST FRIEND IN THE WHOLE WORLD WHO YOU DON'T SEEM TO THINK YOU HAVE CHEMISTRY WITH EVEN THOUGH YOU'VE BEEN DATING HER FOR MONTHS????

[gretagesundheit]

text 💬 grijon

Greta: Ugh, I told this guy whose ass I kicked in a Destiny tournament that we could meet up later, but then he Zapped me a picture and it was... underwhelming. Should I ghost, or should I ghost?

[aspenfrederickson]

text 💬 dispen

Aspen: How could he even ASK if I was judging him for folding the pages in his comic book to mark his place? Comic books are so SHORT, what reason is there to even stop mid-issue?

[gretagesundheit]

text 💬 grijon 😂

Greta: I was designing a new Dragon Age character and WHO DOES THIS LOOK LIKE TO YOU?

Greta: [character.jpg]

Greta: I swear I wasn't even TRYING to make it look like you, it just HAPPENED. GET OUT OF MY BRAIN lol.

[jordanbasara]

text 💬 jorjon

Jordan: So a little birdy tells me you and your cult are going on some camping trip?

Jordan: Please, PLEASE keep me posted on if something scandalous happens out in those woods.

[bobotomago]

text 💬 bojon

Bowie: You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.

Bowie: Did you end up recording it, though? Like... I'm not gonna lie, I'm kinda curious about your porno's plot.