#text:heath

[kalasinambrosius]

text 💬 healasin

Kalasin: How drunk am I right now?

Kalasin: How did I end up on the roof of the science center? THIS FEELS LIKE A VERY BAD IDEA!

[sumskellington]

text 💬~ hummer

Summer: These kids I'm babysitting are OBSESSED with the episode of the Magic School Bus where they go inside of the human body, but that episode is THE STUFF OF NIGHTMARES. What did I do to deserve to be stuck watching this on repeat all day???

[haleyofhearts]

text 💬! healey

Haley: Do you ever feel like your name like, affects you as a person? Like, who is Heath Lemon? Would he be the same if he was Heath Orange or Heath Tangerine instead? Like, how does that WORK? Does a name define you???

[leilaniwaialiki]

TEXT ✉️🥇 HEILANI

Leilani: Okay! Just remember, if Blake's bachelor party gets too crazy, text me because I will be nice and safe at Will's and can send someone on a rescue mission! I'm choosing YOU as the most responsible person invited, so... you got this! You'll keep everyone from catching on fire or falling out of trees or getting arrested.

[jungleboyblake]

TEXT ✉️# BLEATH

Blake: You think if I ever wanted to skip a soccer game I could sub in one of my gorilla friends for me? I bet no one would be able to tell the difference.

[bobotomago]

TEXT ✉️ツ BOTH

Bowie: Duuuuude I just unlocked Daisy on Smash Bros Ultimate and she's SO FREAKY GOOD. I almost never wanna battle as Yoshi again.

[cosmopapadakis]

TEXT ✉️$ HEMO

Cosmo: What do you mean, you didn't have enough time to finish your half of our lab report? You're a baseball player, for gods sake, you stand around doing nothing for three hours, you could have done it in the middle of the game.

[hookedonharriet]

TEXT ✉️⁇ HARTH

Harriet: how on aeth have araodnains managed to get water to be inside of a box without the box getting westt? boxed wastre is brillaint i tell you brillaint but i don't understand.