#texting fail

[larielmusic]

Ew David

[halfbluemoons]

Draco: I’m home!

Harry: Brilliant. What food did you get?

Draco: *holds up eggplant*

Harry:

Harry:

Harry: Um. Okay. Where’s the rest?

Draco: This is all you wanted. I asked what you wanted... you texted back an eggplant.

Harry:

[shit-my-roommate-says56]

Uh, Meghan, since when are we getting married in two weeks?

Ashley to Meghan after Meghan sent a screenshot from the countdown app on her phone. The ad at the top of the app said “WEDDING PLANNER”

[benhaist]

tfw your friends are funny but not *that* funny (for @buzzfeed @buzzfeedcomics)

[trashratmo]

I brushed with death today and his name was Todd Howard

[evilwriter37]

So my dad messed up texting me last night. He was trying to say that he was going to pick me up from college tomorrow (now today), but he sent the text prematurely and all I got was: “Tomorrow.” An ominous text. I laughed super hard.

[clarinda0110]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 5/6 Fandom: Yuri!!! on Ice (Anime) Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Katsuki Yuuri/Victor Nikiforov, Otabek Altin/Yuri Plisetsky, Mila Babicheva/Sara Crispino, Phichit Chulanont/Lee Seung Gil Characters: Katsuki Yuuri, Victor Nikiforov, Yuri Plisetsky, Otabek Altin, Mila Babicheva, Sara Crispino, Michele Crispino, Emil Nekola, Jean-Jacques Leroy, Phichit Chulanont, Christophe Giacometti, Leo de la Iglesia, Georgi Popovich, Ji Guang-Hong, Lee Seung Gil Additional Tags: Post-Canon, Texting, Mild Language, Party Planning, Pole Dancing, Puppies, crazy Russians, winter lake party, Best Friends, angry kittens, Yuuri losing his cool, Surprise Party, Bad Ideas, Yuuri meltdown, Happy Ending, Humor, Fluff Summary:

Let’s get this party started! ♪(*^^)o∀*∀o(^^*)♪

[memesoverdose]