I’m Grub I live in the Soil

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[alexxuun]

Random PHM things.

[pinkinink]

You sleep, I watch

[joodlesofdoodles]

Happy Mother's Day to these two

[corsomondo]

Hello all and all........... I bring you........ art of guys !!! You have no clue of!!! Fear not, as more art of the trio will come, in due time.... today though I leave you with something more out there - a certain someones parents : ) Because we all love to get to the root of things...

At first, Valentine had made it a bet with their fellow pillagers that they would be able to fancy an Evoker. A stupid, but worthy challenge... little did they know that they were going to be paired up with Veneta for their coming raid. Their heart was hit by a brickblock. It didnt take long for them to start bringing her gifts to catch her attention - and to everyones surprise, it worked. The evoker found their antics amusing. In due time, they were promoted to vindicator status.... but Veneta and Valentines time would be cut short, as Veneta was about to have her own mansion assigned to her....

[snalsupremacy]

genious idea by @cacaitos

[wombrion]

[corsomondo]

Masterpost of all the stuff I've drawn set in @brightgoat 's MY WORLD AU, ranging from OCs to their own characters. I highly recommend joining their patreon if you enjoy this setting as much as I do.

[brightgoat]

AMAZING CHARACTERS in love with them already, I adore your artstyle and the designs and- AND THE VIDEO AHSAHAH

It's a pleasure seeing all of these again, thank you again for drawing my guys <3

[brightgoat]

Song: Гуляли by KOZAK SIROMAHA

Wandered, they wandered, wandered, they wandered Upon spread wings they stand Wandered, they wandered, wandered, they wandered Far across the land the Cossacks did travel

[brightgoat]

Song: Джонні (Johnny) by Zwyntar

Nightmare...

[solitairians]

when I was like 14 I used to reblog these posts on here that were like "YOUR 20S ARE NOT AN IMAGINARY RACE YOURE DOING JUST FINE!!" just to be positive towards my older mutuals even though i didn't really get what they were about and I'd be in the tags like "#so true!! #everyone does things at their own pace!!" and now im 24 I'm thinking back to it and it's like Oh of course the imaginary race. Which im losing

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

you should be addicted to shutting the fuck up

You wanna fuck me so bad it makes you look stupid

[whyenn-reader]

[missmisery8]

office small talk <3

[nwmo]

NEW FISH JUST DROPPED

[cannibalcaprine-deactivated2024]

I KNOW that playing God is morally wrong, but holy HELL, it looks fun.

[ninjakittenarmy]

Why is it playing God? We aren’t violating any natural laws. God set the parameters of the universe to allow these things. There’s nothing wrong with it, there’s no hubris in learning more about how to manipulate the universe around us.

[cannibalcaprine-deactivated2024]

We made a whole-ass fish.

[ospreyonthemoon]

The reason this was accidental BTW is because they used paddlefish eggs as a negative control group for a breeding experiment on sturgeons because the scientists, quite naturally, assumed that they were SO unrelated it would be genetically impossible for them to mate. Like. I cannot stress enough to you how these creatures last related ancestors were

140 MILLION YEARS BACK.

If you don't know how far that is, that's basically the start of the cretaceous. Let me simplify that for you even further. Chimpanzees and humans seperated, what, 5 or 6 million years ago?

This is basically like if humans could hybridise with THESE THINGS.

This is the sort of thing that should be impossible. They used those eggs to be ABSOLUTELY 100% SURE NOTHING WOULD HAPPEN.

And then THEY GOT FISH OUT OF IT.

Like. You can quite clearly understand why they didn't think anything would happen. WE ARE MORE RELATED TO BLUE WHALES THAN THESE THINGS.

THE AMERICAN PADDLEFISH AND THE STURGEON ARE SO COMPLETELY UNRELATED THAT THIS IS NOT PLAYING GOD. IF ANYTHING THIS IS AN ACT OF GOD.

THE SCIENTISTS HAD NO BLAME IN THIS BECAUSE NOTHING LIKE THIS HAD EVER HAPPENED BEFORE

It sort of goes against the rules of genetics a bit.

[ospreyonthemoon]

Oh i forgot to add

THESE THINGS, FOR HYBRIDS, HAD A REALLY HIGH SURVIVAL RATING. LIKE 70% OF THEM SURVIVED.

To put that into perspective, getting a blue whale and a squirrel and trying to hybridise them is more sensible, and that wouldn't produce anything but getting you banned from science. Most animals that aren't plants can barely hybridise two degrees away from each other.

BUT THESE TWO ENTIRELY UNRELATED FISH create PERFECTLY HEALTHY HYBRIDS.

the scientists literally had to do the tests AGAIN just to be like "okay this is real right. This is actually like, not a fluke, this works right" and it worked again. They just Can!

[jackofacetrades]

So for those who don't know what the original fishes look like, this is an American Paddlefish:

And this is a Russian Sturgeon:

So honestly, saying the hybrid is "weird looking" is a bit fort de café when you see its parents. I think the sturddlefish looks cute.

[marlinspirkhall]

"these creatures last related ancestors were 140 million years back"

(glances at fish)

Yeah that's exactly what I thought you'd look like, you Mesozoic fuck

[thriceandonce]

#Holding a red squirrel in my left hand and a blue whale in my right desperately hoping to make a purple squale (via @dykepuffs)

[oh-good]

this is a Christmas post for you to like and unlike over and over to see the little snowy animation they have rn

[sansevierias]

[raccoonclty]

dont mess w the occult, kids. u might summon an ancestral jackass and his own demons

[rosie-toast]

Cruel to be kind 🥛