#textpostsandcats

[erangot-blog]

me: [rides elevator] [elevator makes creaking sounds while lights flick on and off] me: IM GOING TO DIE

[fuckyeahtxtposts]

today my boyfriend and i decided to build a little garden so we went to the garden centre and picked out lots of things and we got home and started digging and dan was turning over the soil with a pick axe thing and he slammed it into the ground and water started shooting out of the ground and we were like omg what the fuck and we had hti the water pipe oh god we broke the main water pipe and so we had no water in the house until mum and i fixed it holy heck and this is why we never do anything 

[politicalangst]

i never understood people that get so little of something so awesome

like seriously, getting no toppings on pizza is like going to a car dealership for a fucking key chain

[erangot-blog]

me: *enters elevator* me: *presses 10th floor button* person in the elevator: im going to the basement me: *presses button to cancel* sorry  person: its ok me: *presses button again* sorry me: *steps back awkwardly* me: *steps on her shoe* me: sorry

[fuckyeahtxtposts]

So is Dan ever coming back? O.o

i know right he's so lame he just said he'll do a queue tonight so fingers crossed

[fuckyeahtxtposts]

i just got hit by the weirdest feeling like i can't even describe it but i just know 100% i'm going to marry the person i am with and that's really reassuring and lovely and i am very loved and happy

[fuckyeahtxtposts]

only in my relationship can you go from yelling at each other to eating a spontaneous dinner of cake and chocolate yoghurt in a car park all in one night <3 <3 surprisingly lovely way to end a bad christmas xxxxxx so much love

[fuckyeahtxtposts]

HAHAH MY BOYFRIEND SPELLED MILEY'S NAME AS MYLEE  HOW