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[ackerlikesmen]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 2/? Fandom: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan Rating: Mature Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Apollo/Percy Jackson, Nico di Angelo/Will Solace Characters: Percy Jackson, Will Solace, Nico di Angelo, Apollo (Percy Jackson), Apollo Cabin (Percy Jackson), Michael Yew, Lee Fletcher, Kayla Knowles, Austin Lake, Ares Cabin (Percy Jackson), Hephaestus Cabin (Percy Jackson), Athena Cabin (Percy Jackson), Zephyros (Percy Jackson), Zeus Cabin (Percy Jackson), Demeter Cabin (Percy Jackson), Hades Cabin (Percy Jackson), Poseidon Cabin (Percy Jackson), Hermes Cabin (Percy Jackson), The Hunters of Artemis (Percy Jackson), Camp Jupiter Campers (Percy Jackson), Camp Half-Blood Campers (Percy Jackson), Sally Jackson (Percy Jackson), Poseidon (Percy Jackson), Zeus (Percy Jackson), Hades (Percy Jackson), Hera (Percy Jackson), Hestia (Percy Jackson), Aphrodite (Percy Jackson), Aphrodite Cabin (Percy Jackson), Hephaestus (Percy Jackson), Annabeth Chase (Percy Jackson), Piper McLean, Ares (Percy Jackson), Hermes (Percy Jackson), Artemis (Percy Jackson), Athena (Percy Jackson), Demeter (Percy Jackson), Dionysus (Percy Jackson), Chiron (Percy Jackson), Eros (Percy Jackson), Estelle Blofis, Jaime Lannister, Gracie (Percy Jackson), Asclepius (Percy Jackson), Hecate (Percy Jackson), Hecate Cabin (Percy Jackson) Additional Tags: Out of Character, Fun, Texting, Fluff, probably smut idk, Suggestive Themes, Drama, Jealousy, percy is a mom, Camp Mom Percy Jackson, Apollo is a good dad, Good Parent Poseidon (Percy Jackson), gods are trying, zephyros is going to die, I like Drama, I love romance, Fights, textstories, Insecure Percy Jackson, apollo is great boyfriend material, Jealous Percy Jackson, Healthy Jealousy, Healthy possessiveness, i love perpollo, Poor kids, poseidon vs zeus Summary:

Just Apollo cabin shenanigans, Perpollo shenanigans, and some good old greek drama and romance.

[thatonescen]

It was a friday movie night for the marauders at the dorm and luckily for james, lily was joining too!

Padfoot: You all ready for today's movie night?!

Moony: TOTALLY. My all assignments for the week are done so I am free!! *Proud smile*

Wormtail: Okay but Prongs we want no smooching! *winks*

Prongs: Oh shut up wormy! About that... Umm... I actually might not join you all... I am really tired after the practice-

Padfoot: OH COME ON DON'T BE SUCH A SPOIL SPORT

Remus: ARGH NO PRONGS

Prongs: Sorry but- *lays down on his bed and starts snoring almost immediately*

Padfoot: I won't let the fun spoil dw! *Winks* Wormy... Can you bring in those markers?

Moony: *smirks* i think imma help you out

Wormtail: *brings the markers* here-

They all draw doodles on james' face, adding a beard, thick eyebrows and pirate's eye, while he is still fast asleep

Moony: there there. All done.

Padfoot: Looking so handsome, ain't he? *Laughs*

Lily enters

Lily: heyy you all ready for the night?

Wormtail: Ayo prongs wake up lils is here!! *Moves him*

Prongs: *gets up rubbing his eye* umm hey lily... I think I won't be able to- *stops mid sentence seeing lily shocked*

Lily: *seeing padfoot and moony laughing* YOU ALL ARE INSANE *controls her own laugh*

Prongs: *utterly confused*

Wormtail: *puts a mirror in front of prongs*

Prongs: *touching his face* MERLIN'S BEARD WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY PRETTY FACE!!

Padfoot and moony: *goes and stands behind lily who can't stop laughing* LILY SAVE US

[mothsandbutterflies]

[messagink]

Am I god?

[thescarechamber]

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[gardenwife]

Texts to grandma. #Stelladog doesn't like it when I'm in the office, let alone when my MIL hasn't yet opened the door to her apartment downstairs. No lap! We fixed that this morning for the #granddog. #textstories #textinggrandma #textsfromthedog #textsfromdog #puppydogeyes #puppydog #granddogter #pets #welovedogs #dogs #pets #guilt #funnytext

[wigxsnatched-blog]

bro: bruh you were so drunk last night

bro2: what did i do

bro: you cut open every pineapple in the house and said "SPONGEBOB IK UR IN THERE"

bro2: ...

[thelittlenick]

"Hard Hittin'" - Story inspired by texting with Jesse

"You're drunk and need to stop hittin' everyone," I says to my pa right as he winds up to lay another hit across my face. But I was ready for him this time. Him being drunk and all he threw a shot my way that was so slow you coulda fixed a whole supper before it connected with its destination. I was watching him for a split second to see where he was at the height of his throw. And just when I could I threw the hardest punch I could muster. Caught him straight on his chin and down he went. Him fallin' wasn't all that impressive, I don't think. He was wobblin' so bad I think a heavy gust of wind coulda knocked him over. But I knew I got him good just by the way he couldn't recover. He was scramblin' around on the floor mutterin' stuff like,

"You think think you're tough kid? You think you can just hit your old man like that?"

He kept screamin' at me while he was tryin' to get back to his feet. I stood there a while lookin' over him in my mightiest moment. Then turned back and started gatherin' up my sisters and my ma. They wasn't lookin' too good from the time they had spent with him before I got home.

As I was gettin' them into the car so we could go to my aunts house I heard the faint calls from a broken man squeezing their way through that screen door,

"COME BACK AND FIGHT ME YOU WIMP!"