MTMTE Incorrect quotes#62 DENIAL IS A RIVER IN EGYPT
Pharma*Who just confessed he loves you but has already been rejected*-Because I love you and want you to be happy even if it's with someone else
Ex-Liason!Y/n*Is happy he is able to move one and smiles*
Pharma*Smiles coyly at you*...did that new tactic work?~
Ex-Liason!Y/n*Stops smiling and groans*NO!
Ratchet*Grinding his derma as he and you were just having a walk*You just called it a "Tactic."
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Mirage*Who asked you out once but told him you weren't looking for romance at the time, which honestly took him off guard, but still wasn't over winning you over* They weren't into it at the time...
Swerve*Holding a mic with a shocked face*You're kidding...
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Knock-out*Who is making the minibots buff him for an interview and "nonchalantly" comments*-I've never been turned down before...so unexpected
Minibots*Side eye one another*-So you're over them?
Knock-out: HA! It's their loss~I got tons and TONS of mechs and femmes and others throwing themselves at me, why would-
Breakdown*Who was coming came out of their shared berthroom holding...a y/n body pillow*Hey sweetspark, your y/n body pillow arrived, so stop stealing mine
Minibots:....
Knock-out*Turns to the rewind and takes out his medical saw at them*YOU SAW NOTHING!?-
Ex-Liason!Y/n*Jaw dropped at the new knowledge they are body pillows of themselves*....
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Sentinel*Yelling at camera*I WAS GONNA PROPOSE TO YOU!?
Ex-Liason!Y/n*Who tried to be friendly enough to him, but every time he was near you, he treated you like had cooties*∑(ΦдΦlll
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Ex-Liason!Y/n*Who is taking a break from the...montage of what you thought were friendly interactions and some short adventures with cybertronians along the way when you spotted someone you had the WORST time*You promise you'd stop showing up at places to propose to me...
Shockwave*Who was in disguise, but he knew you were in the area...and had to just pass by when he looked his best*Quit flattering yourself, I only did that four times-
Thundercracker*Spotted you and pushes pass a random mech not knowing who it is and goes to one knee...holding and onion ring, heard your people use rings to propose*Y/N L/N...Would you marry me?~
Ex-Liason!Y/n*Stares and snorts doesn't know if it's a skit or not but grabs the onion ring and eats it*Not sure you're doing this right, thunderboy...
Rumble & Frenzy*Who spotted you and instantly dragged confused soundwave*Y/N L/N WOULD YOU MARRY OUR BOSS?~
Y/n & Soundwave*Who has a surprisingly good friendship while travelling together, maybe there was lil bit of crush on both sides, but both of you two chicken to admit it*NO!/NO!?!
Not even a second later, as you walk away, does...in the reflection of "THE ONE", Primus and Unicron's creator, you think they have another mission until they show in the reflection of the glass...the twin astral beings
THE ONE"Y/n l/n will you-"
Ex-Liason!Y/n*Blushes and already exasperated seeing now the creator is in on this and starts speed walking away to their home*-ENOUGH!?
THE ONE" Either one is fine...or both-"
As you continue to run and find your scooter, you ride it to hide away from it all only for blurr to be running beside you with a bouquet of your favorite flowers somehow-
Blurr:Y/N.L/N.WILL.YOU.MARRY.ME?~
Ex-Liason!Y/n*Straight up takes a U-turn and whines more to self*NOOOOOOO!?
Back at the bar with the minibots as the bots try to tell him, you and he are never going to date again, and to leave their best friend/crush alone
Gateway*Is having his evil plotting speech of you choosing only him to date, unlike others* This "Turd" is your best friend's...FUTURE conjux!?!-
Tailgate*Behind him with a chair, whacks him hard to knock him out*DOINK!?
Tailgate*Looks at the others who gawk, but they give him thumbs up, and he returns it*Well, that's it...should we interview others?
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