#primus x reader

[luxthestrange]

Transformers Meme#19

Primus himself making out with Deity/Half blood diety from earth...

When you god likes that organic coitus-

[tinydefector]

Ok ok i thought about this and for me it's sounds funny.

Sooo on the comic where everyone just found out that Rung is god you know where Rodimus, Rachet, Whirl and Tyrest and others having existing crisis and the part where Whirl said "God was my therapist" and then I thought about it, how funny it would be if cybertronian or human MC/reader said something like "I was fuck by said God" like if said cybertronian/human was in relationship with Rung and everyone reaction (plus Tyrest too since I think he's a god fanatic) 😂😂😂😂

XD omg so I had a bit of a joke piece about fucking God over in this fic. But it gets even better that thought of Tyrest being a God fanatic and hating Organics. The horror when he finds out Primus is with a human, watch this mech just break down.

Human: I'm going to fuck God up. Swerve: like sex or fight? Human: either, really. Swerve: you need therapy Human: and? Swerve: hmm, k

Divine

Could I request some human and Rung nsfw scenario? Maybe Rungs curiosity about human anatomy gets the better of him Did I use this to write

Everyone's optics and eyes are on Rung, and the mech stands there wishing attention wasn't on him. Rodimus paces back and forth, Ratchet just stares off into a wall wish above all he wasn't here right now. Whirl, for the first time, is so quiet that it makes everyone so uncomfortable. And then there was the human just looking up at Rung in shock, dismay? They really didn't know how they felt in that moment.

Rodimus finally speaks. "OK, ok, but how the Frag!, Your Primus! All this time, you have just been what? Hiding on cybertron, having a vacation!" He asked. He was bitter about this, as much as he wanted to blame Rung for everything, cybertron falling apart, his home, and the matrix in truth it wasn't his fault. After all wasn't he doing the exact same thing, running away because he didn't want to be a prime, he wasn't suited for it, he didn't want to live in Optimus' shadow and have that shame over him. He'd take being co captain with Megatron over having to be in Optimus' shadow any cycle.

Ratchet, on the other hand, just wants a strong drink. He had never been a believe in gods, yet here he was finding out the the mech who had been the Lost Light's therapist, had been a neutral throughout the war, had a space ship collection older then some mechs was Primus. It was just his luck. "Does anyone else know?" He asked, trying to be the level-headed one of the group.

Rung removes his glasses, and the stress and exhaustion are very visible on his faceplate. "Drift, I believe, he's, he's always suspected something," Rung explains. He wasn't sure, but he's rather sure that Drift knows what he is.

Whirl finally laughs. "This is Fragged. How in the Pit did I end up this fragging, unlucky that my slagging therapist is Fragging Primus!" They shout, they don't know if they are angry, hurt or just overwhelmed, so much had been fried in their circuitry after the Emputra but this, this felt like a sick joke. All the things he had told Rung now feel like they were confessions.

Tyrest is baffled. He doesn't know whether to fall to his knees or call blasphemy, but the evidence is right there in front of his optics.

Rung is sheepish as he looks to the human. He's hoping they don't hate him. "I know this is alot for you all to take in, I'm sorry you all had to find out this way, I'm sincerely sorry for everything that has happened" He calls out to the group. He goes to continue only to be cut off.

"Fuck my life, Swerve is never going to let me live this down" the human stammers out. Everyone's optics are on them, a flush tints Rungs plating. "Please we don't need to bring that-" He's cut off again.

"The fact that I've unknowingly been getting Railed by Primus!" They exclaim only for Rung to hide behind one of his servos as multiple mech's Jaws drop at those words.

"HAH, and i thought I was Fragged!" Whirl screeched, finding humour in the situation. The other mechs look just as shocked and disgusted. "No, I refuse. That's blasphemy. Please tell me you haven't been interfacing with an organic!" Tyrest almost pleaded, hoping by the all spark that it wasn't true.

Rodimus pinches his brow ridge. He could feel his processor hurting from all this information. "Slagging Pit," he grumbles. " I Owe Sunstreaker so much Shainx now," he huffs. "OK, ok. Rung's Primus, and he's fragging a human." He throws his servos up in the air, being overly dramatic.

Ratchet just glares at the two. "They both of you are to report to medical for an examination after this, You" he points right at Rung. " I have some rather choice words for you," he states before stalking off, leaving.

The human looks at the floor, and the true panic is taking over. "Oh fuck, I've been fucking an Alien God who's also my therapist" they mutter to themself, tears starting to well up in their eyes and Rung kneels down cupping their face and wiping the tears away. "I didn't mean to upset you," he says softly. Optics focused on them. " I don't want this to change anything between us. You mean a great deal to me, and I don't want to lose you," he murmurs to them, pressing a soft kiss to their forehead.

The sound of the others arguing and fighting drowns out as Rung focuses on his little lover. "I'm not angry, Rung, Primus, or whatever name you want to go by, but... but I'm a human, a random fucking human so why me. Why me? " they nearly sob as he scoops them up, pulling them against his frame.

"My dear, I'm the the holy being everyone believes I am, I'm just a very old mech, who did what he could to stop something bad from happening, alot fo the tales told are very twisted stories. I'm just a mech, I'm not some holy being. And as for why you. You were the first person to remember my name, you took an interest in my hobbies, I would have happily faded into dust unknown but you choose me" he coos softly. Digits tracing their cheeks as he looks at them in pure love.

"But an Organic!" Tyrest hisses out as he watches how sweet and tender Rung is with the human. Is Rodimus who speaks up next. "Ah ah, remember each time to talk badly about organic races you lose Shanix which goes right into my account!~" Rodimus sings out, trying to make light of the situation for his own mental stability.

"You two are fragged and Slag, and I thought I had issues!" Whirl huffs before pointing at Rung. "Not a word about our therapy session to anyone, God or not, I will end you." Whirl nearly snarls before transforming and taking off.

"But you are Primus! You could have your choice of any cybertronian, pillars in your name cities, why have you hidden for so long!" Tyrest utters, he wants to be angry, but at the same time, this was Primus. How could he.

Rung meets his optics. "Because that's not the type of mech I am, I did what I had to to stop Unicron, I got sick of people trying to put me on a pedestal, I wanted to live, live my life, to enjoy hobbies, travel, I gave up my old frame for the ability to live" he states. He wouldn't change his choices even if he had the ability to. He was content.

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MC: "Swerve get me a strong drink!"

Swerve: "heya what got you so rilled up, partner problems? Give me all the juicy details."

MC: staring him dead in the optics. "Swerve, Rung is Primus"

Swerve: "Well, I wouldn't call him that, I mean, he must be a good frag but doubt that"

MC: "No Swerve, Rung is Primus, I've been fucking your God, why me, how did I get to this point"

Swerve: "you know what let me get you a double"

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Rung: "this is a mess, I need to get myself a Therapist"

Swerve: "well doc tell me all your woos, I'm the closest your gonna get for therapy"

Rung: " ships having a meltdown over my past and the fact I'm with a human"

Swerve: " eh, heard worse, your squishy things your Primus"

Rung: " yes, well that's also part of the issue"

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Whirl: "soo.... Rung huh?"

Mc: "Please, I don't want to talk about it"

Whirl: "What part, the part where you're fragging the ships Therapist or the part where your Fragging Primus."

MC: "Oh my fucking God Whirl!"

Whirl: "Ah, ah, your fucking my God not the other way round!"

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MC: "fuck you Tyrest, you owe Rodimus more money now, from being a Xenophobe."

Tyrest: "Like, I would ever let you within five meters of my frame you disgusting little creatin. Your insults mean nothing to me. Filthy little flesh thing"

MC: " just remember it's your Beloved Primus who's fragging me!, yea!, your beloved God prefers fragging me!"

Tyrest: *the most horrified noise ever* " You take the Blastphamy Back!"

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[kaeso4ka]

Primus loves you

Pairing: yandere Primus x human reader

Every person at least once in his or her life has asked the question: Is there a God? But hardly anyone has asked if there is another person's God?

You hardly wanted to know the answer to this question, but it found you. Or rather.

Primus loved you the way only a deity can: with a strange, unnatural love.

Or is that the way not only gods love, but also…?

The thought always stops at this point. Primus keeps you from thinking these unnecessary things. Such a sweet gentle man should not sully his bright mind with nonsense.

Manipulating the chemical bonds in your brain is criminally easy. It'll be even easier when Primus gives you the Spark and the Cybertronian hull. Yes, your human nature is beautiful, but it is not enough.

You must live forever for your new God.

Primus does not wish you harm at all. On the contrary, he is saving you from his brother Unicron. Earth will be destroyed sooner or later, but Cybertron is eternal. And Primus. And so will you now. To your misfortune.

[luxthestrange]

MTMTE Incorrect quotes#62 DENIAL IS A RIVER IN EGYPT

Pharma*Who just confessed he loves you but has already been rejected*-Because I love you and want you to be happy even if it's with someone else

Ex-Liason!Y/n*Is happy he is able to move one and smiles*

Pharma*Smiles coyly at you*...did that new tactic work?~

Ex-Liason!Y/n*Stops smiling and groans*NO!

Ratchet*Grinding his derma as he and you were just having a walk*You just called it a "Tactic."

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Mirage*Who asked you out once but told him you weren't looking for romance at the time, which honestly took him off guard, but still wasn't over winning you over* They weren't into it at the time...

Swerve*Holding a mic with a shocked face*You're kidding...

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Knock-out*Who is making the minibots buff him for an interview and "nonchalantly" comments*-I've never been turned down before...so unexpected

Minibots*Side eye one another*-So you're over them?

Knock-out: HA! It's their loss~I got tons and TONS of mechs and femmes and others throwing themselves at me, why would-

Breakdown*Who was coming came out of their shared berthroom holding...a y/n body pillow*Hey sweetspark, your y/n body pillow arrived, so stop stealing mine

Minibots:....

Knock-out*Turns to the rewind and takes out his medical saw at them*YOU SAW NOTHING!?-

Ex-Liason!Y/n*Jaw dropped at the new knowledge they are body pillows of themselves*....

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Sentinel*Yelling at camera*I WAS GONNA PROPOSE TO YOU!?

Ex-Liason!Y/n*Who tried to be friendly enough to him, but every time he was near you, he treated you like had cooties*∑(ΦдΦlll

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Ex-Liason!Y/n*Who is taking a break from the...montage of what you thought were friendly interactions and some short adventures with cybertronians along the way when you spotted someone you had the WORST time*You promise you'd stop showing up at places to propose to me...

Shockwave*Who was in disguise, but he knew you were in the area...and had to just pass by when he looked his best*Quit flattering yourself, I only did that four times-

Thundercracker*Spotted you and pushes pass a random mech not knowing who it is and goes to one knee...holding and onion ring, heard your people use rings to propose*Y/N L/N...Would you marry me?~

Ex-Liason!Y/n*Stares and snorts doesn't know if it's a skit or not but grabs the onion ring and eats it*Not sure you're doing this right, thunderboy...

Rumble & Frenzy*Who spotted you and instantly dragged confused soundwave*Y/N L/N WOULD YOU MARRY OUR BOSS?~

Y/n & Soundwave*Who has a surprisingly good friendship while travelling together, maybe there was lil bit of crush on both sides, but both of you two chicken to admit it*NO!/NO!?!

Not even a second later, as you walk away, does...in the reflection of "THE ONE", Primus and Unicron's creator, you think they have another mission until they show in the reflection of the glass...the twin astral beings

THE ONE"Y/n l/n will you-"

Ex-Liason!Y/n*Blushes and already exasperated seeing now the creator is in on this and starts speed walking away to their home*-ENOUGH!?

THE ONE" Either one is fine...or both-"

As you continue to run and find your scooter, you ride it to hide away from it all only for blurr to be running beside you with a bouquet of your favorite flowers somehow-

Blurr:Y/N.L/N.WILL.YOU.MARRY.ME?~

Ex-Liason!Y/n*Straight up takes a U-turn and whines more to self*NOOOOOOO!?

Back at the bar with the minibots as the bots try to tell him, you and he are never going to date again, and to leave their best friend/crush alone

Gateway*Is having his evil plotting speech of you choosing only him to date, unlike others* This "Turd" is your best friend's...FUTURE conjux!?!-

Tailgate*Behind him with a chair, whacks him hard to knock him out*DOINK!?

Tailgate*Looks at the others who gawk, but they give him thumbs up, and he returns it*Well, that's it...should we interview others?

Part 1 /??

[kaeso4ka]

You're just on a research expedition on another planet, but something goes wrong

Pairing: yandere! planet! Primus x human! reader

You're sent on an expedition, and you don't understand why you're the one. There are far more deserving people on Earth. Still, you're going to get paid decently, so so be it

The planet, named Metal Titan by Earth scientists, is a boring place. Almost. A large metallic rock, several times the size of Earth, with a strange feature: suspiciously flat ravines going… Where to? Miles down? Or straight to the planet's core?

The planet is completely uninhabitable for human life. No oxygen, no food, no water. Nothing but unidentifiable metal

And yet you love the planet's sky. Dark purple, dark blue. And two moons that take up a lot of space in the sky.

But something's not right. You swear you've seen the trees on this planet several times with your own eyes. Soil. Fruit? But the minute you call in the other scientists, it all disappears. You seem to go mad in the wilds of space.

People fly away, leaving you alone; you're almost ready to beg to take yourself with them. You're alone on the planet - the only living thing… And that's not scary. What is scary is that you somehow know: you're not alone here

You're being watched. While you're sitting in your spaceship, when you get out of it… Someone's looking right at you, you feel a burning stare in your back. But there's no one behind you

One day you leave on a research mission deep into the planet, and when you get back to your camp, you notice there's nothing. No camp, no ship. Just the yawn of a dark, metallic ravine that has opened up right underneath everything that kept you alive. You're terrified

You count the amount of oxygen in your tank. An hour. You have an hour to live. Even better, you won't have to suffer a three-day death from dehydration.

… but when it's time to die, you decide to take off your spacesuit. Maybe a sip of poisoned atmosphere will kill you faster.

It didn't. You breathed like you would on Earth. Oxygen. There's oxygen on this planet? Impossible! The studies said otherwise

The wonders never cease. You see - you see it with your own eyes! - as the planet literally evolves before your eyes. Rivers appearing, trees, nature. Food growing on them. Exotic, but food. I think you even saw organic animals. But it's still a metal planet. You can still feel the metal beneath your feet

A crazy thought comes to you out of the blue. You think about the fact that it's not the planet that's intelligent…. It's the planet itself that's intelligent. The planet that didn't want to let you go, but still made it possible for you to live. You find nothing better to do than to ask in the silence of the whole world.

The planet is silent.

You almost exhale, and then you go to sleep. Only to wake up not on the surface of the planet, but somewhere very far beneath the layer of metal, where the dark ravines lead.

You get hysterical. You're running around in a weird-light cave, bashing metal walls, wiping your hands bloody. You don't want to die like this. You don't want to die at all

When it gets easier, you explore the caves. You don't explore for long. Soon enough, you find your ship and your camp. Safe and sound. However, on the suspiciously plain wall opposite the camp, in calligraphic handwriting in English, is written clearly: “Hello. I am Primus.”

You lose consciousness, and come to your senses in the camp on your soft (though not like a bed on Earth) bunk. There are strange metal tentacles looming next to you. Ribbed. Cold. You're ready to pass out one more time

This is insane. You're communicating with an intelligent planet. A planet. A huge cosmic body. The planet - no, Primus - says it studied, uh. Studied humans, and then stole your ship and camp from you so it could use the information and finally learn to communicate like a human. Couldn't, of course. The planet couldn't speak, but it could write on its own metal flesh with the ubiquitous plugs

Primus writes that he wishes no harm to humans or to you. But he was strangely lonely, and he's glad you decided to stay with him. You don't correct him, because it wasn't you who stayed voluntarily, but you were forced to stay. You think about how to correctly ask the planet to return your camp and your ship to the surface

Primus turns out to be very talkative. He talks, he asks, he wants to know everything about you. You want to know a little more about the intelligent planet, too, because you feel a Nobel Prize coming on. And a lot of money

As it turns out, Primus is indeed an intelligent planet, formed millions of years ago. But the term “planet” isn't quite right. It's not a planet, it's a giant robot, a computer. A mechanical life form. A planet is just a form. A form that at any moment can create another life form… and transform itself

When the information becomes enough and you start to get tired of living in the bowels of a living organism, you ask to let yourself out to the surface. It's time to go to Earth

Primus ignores that request

For the thousandth time.

You kick the nearest metal wall. Then Primus writes that he will never let you go.

You're hysterical again. You don't understand the planet's motivation, and the planet is slow to explain.

At some point, Primus opens a passage for you, but it doesn't lead up, it leads down. So you go, because you have no choice. And you come to-- To the core of the planet

The core of Primus is not like Earth's core. The core of Primus, he claims, is his soul, his spark. You're comparing that core to some super-computer powered by a spherical sphere.

Primus first asks you to come to the core, and then, when you refuse, he drags you to it by force, through the tight grip of the plugs. You can't resist the superior force of an entire planet.

When you're almost thrown into the arms of white light, everything disappears. When you open what you think are your eyes, you find yourself in a bizarre world of ones and zeros.

Is that what an intelligent planet thinks? You don't know. You don't know anything anymore because you don't even have a body. You're absorbed into the planet's interior, into the core. And there's no way of getting out

All signs of the organic life that Primus created for you are disappearing from the planet's surface. It no longer makes sense: his little organic man is now forever with him, in him, dissolved in the fields of his Spark.

Perhaps in billions of years another planet will crash into the planet, hitting the core. And perhaps one smaller organic moon will form next to Primus, instead of two moons, which will be his companion forever.

[prowlsfattits]

does Unicron want to fuck the reader when she's busy with Primus?

Pairing: Primus/Reader

Content: Voyeurism, stomach distention, gender neutral reader, penetration, masturbation

This is madness! Terrible! Down right sickening!

How could the mighty Unicron be reduced to this?! Forced to sit idly by and watch that bastard Primus fill you when it should be him doing so!

Well, forced to sit by isn't exactly the term, as he is trying to get to you. Has been for some time now. It isn't every day a mortal such as yourself would catch the optic of a God (or Devil), but to have two fawn over you when Unicron could swear he was the only one? If only that blasted Primus wasn't faster than him, it would be him there in the video with you, filling your holes with his spike as he made you beg so needy for an overload.

He watched in anger as you throw your head back in throes of passion as Primus works his tongue around your sex. He watches with disgust when Primus sits you on his lap, servos gripped firmly on your hips as he moves you up and down his spike, watching as his spike fills you until your stomach distends a bit.

Rage fills him as Primus lays you down, one servo on your stomach, and fucks you from behind as your hands grip the sheets and you moan out in pleasure.

What really sets him off though is when you start moaning Primus' name.

That should be him! That should be his name escaping your lips between moans and screams of ecstasy! He should be the one there with you! Not Primus! You would feel so much better wrapped around his spike! He would feel so much better with you wrapped around his spike.

And yet all he has is his own servo, jerking to the motions and sounds you make as you're fucked by another mech instead of him. He can't stand it! This is undignified! He shouldn't be stroking himself to this! He's fine doing it to your other videos of you taking those pathetic human spike looking toys, but this? This is shameful! He curls his lips back with low grunt as he finishes in his servo, wishing it was you.

He lets out a hiss of air and lets go of his spike, waiting for it to repressurize as watches Primus give you your fourth orgasm.