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Headcanons on defense class dating a civilian partner who ends up accidentally being assigned a merc job instead of the job they applied for.

READER ENDING UP AS A MERC.

An Accidental Mercenary In The Making

Engineer is FURIOUS. Not at you - he's furious at whoever dumb fuck accidentally hired you. He's aware of how dangerous it is out here, and doesn't want you in any line of danger. For the time being while the company's investigating this little mishap, Engineer is 900% protective of you. You are staying indoors during battles and that is that.

Heavy reacts depending on how well you know how to handle yourself as a 'mercenary'. If you can't fight at all, it's quits. You must leave this job immediately. Heavy won't allow you near the battlefield at all. On the other hand, if you have what it takes to be a mercenary (and Heavy has witnessed it before at least,) then he has no qualms whatsoever with you being on the team. In fact, he'd be rather pleased. He gets to see you more often.

Demoman is unsure whether or not this is a good idea, but it all comes down to your decision. Do you *want* to stay? To be completely honest, he thinks it's a bad idea - he doesn't want you to get hurt doing any of this, but he knows not to underestimate you. So whatever you choose, he'll be absolutely okay with it. He's very chill with you.

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can u do yandere nsfw sniper punishing his s/o after they broke one of his “rules?” (ex. running away, refused to do something, etc)

Punishing with Yandere Sniper

Oh no, what'd you do this time?

Warnings: ʸᵃⁿᵈᵉʳᵉ, ᴺˢᶠᵂ, ᵛᶦᵒˡᵉⁿᶜᵉ, ⁿᵒⁿ ᶜᵒⁿ

= NSFW UNDER THE CUT! =

Sniper would manhandle you, roughly dragging you back to the safehouse. He doesn't really give a shit that he's hurting you, he's going to. He's been nothing but kind to you these past few months, and you repay him like this!

He'll fuck you senseless while you're pinned down by him, threatening to release into you as you beg for him not to. He's really tempted to do it, but he holds back, for now.

Just when you think it's over, he'll fuck you again and again, overstimulating you to the point of screaming.

When he's done, he'll leave you alone for a couple of hours, then come back to fuck you again. He'll keep at this for a few days, you'll be his little outlet for anger.

There's no way out of it. You'll have to submit and let him wreck you for as long as he wants. Resisting will only prolong the punishment.

His mood after all this will be rough and cold for a while. He'll call you degrading nicknames even outside the bed (Slut, whore, cunt, etc..) - but only for a while. He'll eventually calm down and stop if you behave well.

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Hi!! I was wondering what the mercs nicknames for their s/o might be? I love your writing and hope you are having a great weekend!

Nicknames with the Mercenaries

Awww thank you love! Hope you had / are having a great weekend too!

Scout: Hot stuff, Babe, Sexy, Sweet cheeks, Sugar, Buttercup, the-most-beautiful-thing-on-the-planet-and-you're-mine, Toots, Pickle

Soldier: Gorgeous, Sweetheart, Super, Cherrybomb, Hun Bun, Cupcake, Teddy Bear, Pumpkin, Soldier

Demoman: Lovie, My Lad, Dashing, Hon', Princess / Princey (jokingly), Darling, Belladonna, Apple of me Eye

Sniper: Darling, Doll, Sexy, Dork, Peaches, Roo, Foxy, Sweetness

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Okay so I just rewatched Wreck it Ralph, and now I need to know how the Mercs would react to seeing their tiny S/O just absolutely demolish the Enemy Heavy's skull in between their thighs in a fight

Your works are awesome btw thank you in advance! 💙💙💙💙

BADASS TINY S/O

This, I love this. Author's note at the bottom!

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Scout's pride is totally hurt after seeing that, knowing he can't crack a skull with his thighs even if he tried, and he might even try to attempt to do that to impress you too. Either way though, you got him whistling, "Damn, doll!"

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TOUGH LEGS ATTRACTIVE Soldier is already walking up to you to get you to teach him that. He says you guys are gonna be unstoppable - unstoppable and at the same time, sexy.

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Demoman finds it absolutely hilarious and uses this as ammo against Heavy, his team or not. But now Demo has a thing for thighs, your thighs specifically. Let him sleep on them later.

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Heavy is.. mortified. Oh no

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Heyyyy it's been a while! And for that, I am so, so SO SORRY!! I didn't mean to suddenly go off the face of the Earth, but I'm back! To that one person who sent me an ask about me not posting anymore, I am so sorry- but I'm back to writing, because I want to!! And I missed yall!! Life's been incredibly busy, but m'back! And it's good to be back!!

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Scout's the kinda guy that gets a super irritating song stuck in his head, and hums it constantly to make that song everyone else's problem. How do the rest of the mercs deal with this?

(Code: PIZZAHUT)

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Totally fine with it, it doesn't bother them: Heavy, Pyro, Engineer

Tells him to shut up: Spy

Hums back the Star Spangled Banner: Soldier

Gives him gum to chew on so he stops humming: Medic

Accidentally breaks whatever they're holding from annoyance: Sniper

*Sings lyrics*: Demoman

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How do the boys do planning and executing a first date?

I only did a select three; Engineer, Sniper and Spy because I only do three characters per ask (unless it's a crack ask but yeah!)

Engineer might not even realize it's a date until you or someone else points it out. He loves to take you out for lunch, even before you guys start dating. He first thought of it as a completely platonic thing, like buds just having lunch together, but when the waitress stopped by to take your orders and called you guys a 'lovely couple', it made the two of you stop and think, was this a date? It was obvious the question stuck in both you and Engie's minds, but nobody really bothered to bring it up (or were too pussy to bring it up but sooner or later engie'll finally ask you out on a proper date)

Sniper rarely goes out with anyone, he prefers going out alone, so the minute you asked if you two could hang out outside the base, together, alone, he immediately thought 'date.', but quickly got embarrassed thinking that. He agrees anyway, and lets you decide where to go. You two are probably on the road most of the time, so consider it a road trip. He lets you take over the AUX, worried he might weird you out with his taste in music, but you find the music he keeps in his van and play it anyway. You like it! He's relieved. You jam out to songs you know the lyrics to, and after a while after he joins in. You guys are a mix of tone deaf voices, but it was hella fun. 

Your first 'date' with Spy probably wasn't as planned out as you thought it'd be. One day, you decided to place bets with him in a game of poker, you lost, he jokingly asked if you'd like to go out on a date with him as a reward, and you unexpectedly agreed. And there you guys were, sitting in his smoking room, playing a game of chess with two wine glasses placed on your table. In the end, you lost all games against him. The man was too smart for his own good. He asked you if you wanted to dance with him, instead of playing chess, and you agreed because you were too tired of losing. You didn't actually expect this date to turn out well, but the idea that Spy tried to make this a decent date made your heat soar, even if this was date was really out of the blue.

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This will probably be my only art post here because this is a hc tumblr, but I drew my favorite character, Miss Pauling!

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(Yandere) Is Sniper as feral as he seems when it comes to claiming a partner, or is it all cold calculation? Or BOTH

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WARNING!: Yandere, mentions of murder

                  Do not read if you're uncomfortable with any of the topics!

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Sniper's the type of guy to plan it aaaall the way from A-Z, no matter how far ahead you may think you are, he's always going to be one step ahead of you, and that's why you're so vulnerable against him! You try to escape to a different town? Somehow he's already there waiting for you. You plan a calculated attack to resist against him? He's somehow masterfully dodging all your attacks like he's got them memorized.

Sniper at first, when he discovers his feelings for you, might not get into the very 'precise and calculated' part yet. He's just going to be himself around you. Cool, casual, you guys are awesome buddies together. His confession's even going to be plain normal, nothing more, nothing less. 

But, if he sees that there's something, or someone, standing in the way of him, that's when he goes apeshit with precise planning. That thing or person's an obstacle to him. He fucking hates those, which is why, before he goes even further with the relationship, he makes sure everything's in order. Enemies? Taken care of. People who could potentially develop feelings for you? Somewhere far away. Your house? The engagement? The marriage-? Yes. 

He makes sure that when he confesses, you feel something in return, so that you'd give the obvious answer of yes and everything'll work out perfectly. 

However, when things begin to fall apart, like outsiders catching on to Sniper's unhealthy obsession for you, he'll get really frustrated. At first, he'll try his best to keep you from catching on too, but when it's too much, fuck it, he doesn't care if you're right there while he's stabbing the shit out of someone. He hates obstacles. 

Sniper will try to get you to trust him again, by spoiling you, by showering you with love and praise, but if you don't respond nicely, he's going to drop the act and tell you to stop acting like a bitch and just love him back. 

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