#tfa constructicons

[blue-skytan]

Inspired by a youtube comment on Triple Takeover clips.

[thirdwheelingrightalong]

Blackarachnia:[holding up a picture of Optimus]now,what emotion does this image make you feel?

Megatron:[no hesitation]I want him to put a sparkling inside of me

Lugnut:

Blitzwing:

Strika:

Starscream:

The Constructicons:

Shockwave:[on video call]

Blackarachnia:anyone else?

[transformers-spike]

I’m a firm believer that the Constructicons from TFA would even cat-call humans after a while on Earth. They’re just too perverted to care if someone is organic or not

i'm dying at this oh my god

once they grow fond of us, there's no going back. They won't just holler at us, they'll also harass us in their alts. It's fucking terrifying when they're tailing your car and trying to basically kidnap you

they're far too handsy, and even if the human actually wants them and their small spikes (sorry they give off small dick energy to me) it feels like banging a bunch of frat boys. Also, they WILL be using them as a fleshlight, and these two WILL fight over them

[eggymcdegy]

Does Wreck-gar change in your au? And the constructicons? Because I think Arcee and Wreck-gar would have a better first impression/relationship with him

You know what they say, if it ain't broke don't fix it,

Wreck-Gar and the Constructicons are pretty much unchanged, most of the changing happens in that they would appear more,

Wreck-gar mostly appears for gags seeing as he only works in smaller doses

Arcee's Teacher background helps a lot in dealing with a basically infant cybertronian wreaking havoc

The Constructicons I wouldn't think much of IF Scrapper didn't end up on the Autobot B-Team. Scrapper gets to stick around, usually seen bumming around where he and mixmaster used camp out, And Mixmaster got jailed on cybertron with the other cons.

They'll reunite in some funny season 4 stuff I have planned.

[mysterylover123]

Watching Transformers Animated "Sari No One's Home"

Children getting their butts kicked by a slightly older kid

Hey, the Constructicons are back! Can't wait to see how they (our heroes) botch this up again.

Optimus makes the perfectly reasonable observation that a human child shouldn't be fighting robots the size of a building. He's right but the episode wants us to think he's wrong.

Megsy, being smart, asks Blitzy to go get the Constructicons, and not to get in a stupid fight with the autobots. Man TFA Megs is just so clever :)

Blitzy, being Blitzwing, ignores his orders and gets in a random fight with the autobots.

And the constructions, being two-month old children with simple needs, just want to find some fuel. Our heroes are treating them like dangerous criminals, because they're kind of stupid that way.

I mean, I know the Construticons are kind of crude and jerky, but again, Months-Old Basically Infants who have amnesia and no idea what any of this means, and our Oh So Empathetic heroes are a sting like they're grown adults.

Sari certainly doesn't help with this, since she's mad they broke her phone so she terrorizes the Basically Infants and kicks their butts.

I think this is supposed to make her seem badass and prove she's cool, instead it just seems like the heroes Effed up this situation again.

Megs, being smart, phones Blitzy to quit fucking around and do what he asked. TFA Megs clearly read the Evil Overlord List.

And because Megs like, actually listens to what the Constructicons care about, gives them what they need, and treats them like team members who can contribute instead of a problem, he's clearly gonna win this.

You see this is why evil will always triumph because Good is Dumb.

[mintaikkcorpse]

I can't find the original post, but they were talking about constructicons in TFA and like

Can someone please elaborate. Maybe send me the scene if you can

[nat0041]

drawings i made for personal constructicons keychains

[endercatagzstories]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Summary:

As our rag-tag team travel on Eukaris to meet with the Maximals, they begin to open up and learn each other’s problems, unaware that they’re about to meet up with the Constructicons under Meltdown’s orders to capture Bumblebee and Waspinator.