#tfc crack

[almightycheeseplatter]

Nicky would definitely send this to Neil, Andrew, and Aaron (and you cannot change my mind)

[neil-jortson]

I wish there was an aftg show purely for the memes that would come of Neil’s reaction to Andrew telling him he likes him and their first kiss. The videos would go

Andrew: just because I hate you doesn’t mean I would blow you

Neil: *shocked face* *windows xp shut down noises*

[sadboyayeron]

Matt’s personal playlist

[neiljosteh]

[winterblues]

tfc characters as parks & rec quotes

Kevin: But then I remembered alcohol existed.

Jean: Horizons are dumb. Never broaden your horizons.

Jeremy: I think you've got several options. They're all terrible... but you have them.

Dan: Guys love it when you can show them you're better than they are at something they love.

Matt: Oh, Neil. You beautiful, naive, sophisticated new born baby.

Aaron: Nicky, could you please shut up? I can't hear myself not talking to Andrew.

Neil: It's fine. It's just that life is pointless and nothing matters and I'm always tired.

Andrew: My instinct is to be mean to you.

Renee: I am big enough to admit that I am often inspired by myself.

Seth: I have never taken the high road. But I tell other people to 'cause then there's more room for me on the low road.

Nicky: I passed up a gay Halloween party to be here. Do you know how fun gay Halloween parties are?

Allison: Then I'm sure he's not cheating on you. But if he is, he's a monster. And if he's not, you guys are great together. But if he is, I will kill him.

Wymack: The thing about youth culture, is, I don't understand it.

[nciijostcn]

what are the most outrageous puns you can think of for Kevin Day’s name

 There’s:

Kevin / Kevout

Kevin Day/ Kevin Night

Kevin Dayum 

[aftgblog]

Reporter: How would you describe your team using only two words? Coach Wymack: Problematic favs.

[neil-jortson]

Neil: hey Matt I’ve had a really bad day can you put something on the tv while I go change

Matt: sure thing buddy I’ve got a blanket for you when you come back

Matt: *puts on a true crime show about the Butcher of Baltimore*

After the show is over:

Matt: hey are you feeling any better

Neil, visibly shaken and trying to remain calm: yeah.. thanks Matt