#tgcf crack

[ghost-kings-court-jester]

Xie Lian (And Hualian) as Text Posts I found

Hua Cheng Version

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Balls: Deadly…Chastity: Incorruptible

[twistedappletree]

the real reason paradise manor caught on fire

[everytimewetouch-dot-mp3]

my favorite moment in any funny tgcf fic

[randomshenaniganery]

Just some guy things

[litoriaperoni]

prev reblog reminded me of a post i read a while back where someone misinterpreted "yin yu is a 7 [out of 10, appearance-wise]" as "yin yu looks to be about 7 years old" and

crack version of tgcf where everything is the same except yin yu is child shaped (maybe some weird unintended cursed shackle side effect idk). he's still hua cheng's capable and faithful servant! just, babie.

xie lian cornered in ghost city only for the respected and feared waning moon officer to arrive! the crowd parts and xl's faced with this 4 foot tall pipsqueak.

he follows him to paradise manor and sees the cursed shackle and has to not only contend with the fact that a banished god is working for hc, but also, this is a child who used to be a god??

(i wonder if xl's adoption instincts would kick in. he's like "san lang your subordinate is so cute!") (that is, after he's like "really san lang? child labour?") (i don't know what hc's answer to that would be but xl would be fine with it.)

that one scene in the textile house where hc's disguised as lang ying. i think it would be funny for yin yu and hc to be on eye level with each other when yin yu gives hc a Look before he tells xl that "chengzhu is very busy".

(yin yu helping hc emotionally deal with his kiddification caused by mount tonglu opening. he knows what it's like.)

the gang are stuck in mount tonglu when suddenly a child wielding the earth master shovel comes in and saves them all. xl still mistakes this bland looking child for black water. it's still a perfectly logical disguise, of course! who's going to remember some random kid? of course it must be black water in disguise, yes.

actually would any of the gods recognise child!yin yu? would quan yizhen recognise him? i'd like to imagine that qyz still manages to put two and two together. this child has all of shixiong's habits for some reason... very suspicious...

jun wu would definitely have "restoration to your original form" as one of the things he tries to tempt yin yu with. not sure how the whole of 212 would go down but i do like imagining this little 7 year old, overflowing with qyz's spiritual power, doing his best to stand up to the heavenly emperor.

[azeofspades]

alright so we've seen that you can like borrow a god's access to heaven's telepathic matrix through physical contact when hc does it w/ xl (the "have you missed me" scene) and i was wondering if that required focus or if it could happen by accident. Like idk a younger heavenly official trips and falls onto one of the gods in the matrix and shows up next to them?

My next question would be if it works for animals too. Like can we have an in-universe equivalent of having your cat show up in your zoom meeting?

Imagine mu qing's kitten wants attention while he's in a telepathic meeting and grabs his arm and now all of a sudden he just has a kitten in his arms. I think that'd one shot sqx

[just-here-for-tgcf-mdzs]

Hua Cheng to the heavenly officials : Alright, listen up, you little shits.

Hua Cheng: Not you, Dianxia. You're an angel and we're thrilled to have you here.