#tgwutp

[author-david-jimenez]

Heather: Is there anything you are afraid of?

Blake: I know no fear. One time, some bloke held a knife to me neck and I just laughed. I walked through infernos with a grin on my face. Death is only a small inconvenience for me.

*Later that same evening*

Luca: What are we?

Blake: *panics in commitment issue*

[author-david-jimenez]

Blake: I'm not feeling so good lately. Perhaps I ought to exorcize more?

Luca: I'm pretty sure you mean exercise, but yeah, go for a run. Do some push-ups, whatever helps really

*the next day*

Blake: Give me another 20, now!

His inner demon, doing sit-ups: I don't like that game

[author-david-jimenez]

I just told my brother about a few more ideas I had for my novel and he was like:

"Bro, be honest with me, do you hate straight people?"

Which I think is really unfair if you consider that there TWO whole straight side characters! Those heteros are getting greedy 🙄

[author-david-jimenez]

[author-david-jimenez]

[author-david-jimenez]

Luca: What are you getting Caterina for the holidays?

Casimir: I don't know. It's kind of hard buying a gift for your wife when she already got everything she could've ever wanted when she married you. So I'm not sure yet.

Blake: I'm getting Caterina a divorce lawyer.