V: “I’ve been dropping her the most insanely obvious hints for years. No response.”
Lizzy, TOTALLY not jealous at all: “Wow. She sounds dumb.”
V: “She’s not dumb, just… oblivious.”
Lizzy: “Maybe you need to be more direct? Like, I dunno, maybe ‘hey! I love you!’”
V: “I guess you’re right. Hey, Lizzy. I love you.”
Lizzy: “See? Yes, just say that!”
V: “Oh my god.”
J: “Oh my god.”
Thad: “OH MY GOD.”














