Superman stealthily floats up behind Batman while he’s having a conversation with another league member. Before the other leaguer can say anything, Superman gives Batman a little smooch on back of the head and then floats off, looking very pleased with himself. Batman does not react even a little bit to this sequence of events and continues with the conversation as if nothing happened. When the other person stops him and is like “hello? superman just kissed you? is this something… you guys do?” And Batman just silently reaches behind him and peels a “kick me” sticker off the back of his cape.
















