#thanks ma

[yummy-yummyinmylissa]

love it when my mom resorts to calling me crazy whenever I don’t act the way she expects me to “crazy people belong in the hospice” “have you taken your crazy people medication yet” aight buddy thanks a bunch

[iminlovewithpaigebueckers]

don’t talk to me for 9-10 business days

[electronicsquid]

Lunch on the farm

(Alfred Eisenstaedt. 1954)

[abstractdiagram]

So. I’ve been saying, “Oh, dear,” a lot when something happens. Like. A lot. To the point where my mother says “We don’t say ‘oh, dear,’ in this house. It’s ’Jesus H. Tap Dancing Christ.’ Or ‘Sweet baby Jesus in a velveteen suit.’ What are you? A nun?”

So tonight at work I meant to say, “Oh, dear.” Except it came out “Jesus Fucking Velveteen Tap Dance.” And then I made it worse. “Sweet baby shit in a suit.”

Thanks ma.

[pwhl-mybeloved]

monday motivation

[wraith-of-thiodolf]

big orb weaver on the gate here. decided to move her to the greenbelt for her safety, as i can imagine quite a lot of the 'people' here would be most ungentlemanly to a large and obvious spider

[copperbadge]

The oracle I visited before taking leave for distant climes says I shan't need to consult an apothecary for the plague this Michaelmas!

[Description: An Abbott Labs home COVID test, branded BinaxNOW, showing one pink stripe on the test window, indicating a negative result.]

[kartz]

My Ma got me this today

I named her Mimzy