#that hard

[gawdland]

is it really that hard to check the page before you follow someone like do you not want to look inside the egg carton before making omelettes?

[atlasecrets]

"i don't want this to be a rebound. i want it to be something real. and maybe that's lame to say, but i guess i'm okay with that. i'm not just looking for something fun. and if you are, that's totally cool. you don't owe me anything. i would just like to know." IS IT THAT HARD. IS IT THAT HARD

[merevide]

“That woman, who was cradling you in Margate, who was she?”

“Nobody”

“Nobody. You know, people can rot you too. You got to cut the rot out before it kills you.”

Okay, that is great dating/breakup advice Gunn. But unfortunately I’ve been waiting for Villaneve endgame for literal years and you are not going to ruin this for me now. Move.

[wutheringmights]

I was thinking too hard about DND classes and the LU boys today while doing my hair. so here’s a quick run down on my thoughts:

While I think any general, game-ambiguous Link is a paladin, Sky is the LU boy who best embodies all things paladin. He’s dedicated to the cause of Hylia and has sworn an oath to be her holy warrior. I might make him subclass as either a bard to cover his musical talents or an artificer to cover his task of creating the Master Sword, but honestly, I think he’s just a paladin with many skills.

Four is obviously an artificer. He makes his own weapons in battle, relying less on brute strength and more on intellect and dexterity. You can make him a fighter as a subclass, but I don’t think it’s necessary.

Time is a bard. Sorry to anyone who sees him as a hulking, fighting machine, but I refuse to change my opinion on this one. All of his adventures rely heavily on the use of music, and his greatest asset as a kid was his charisma and ability to inspire others.

Twilight started out as a barbarian, all brute force and bouts of anger, but Twilight magic forced him to also take a lot of levels in druid (you know, so that he can turn into a wolf).

Wind is a rogue. He’s dexterous and skilled at sneaking up behind the enemy. He strikes fast and true, then gets out of the way.

Legend is an eldritch fighter with a subclass in bard. He prefers fighting with his sword strength, but he is also imbued with minor magic as well. The bardic subclass accounts for his musical talents.

Hyrule is a sorcerer with a subclass in fighter. The source of his magic comes from within, not intellect like with wizards or patrons like with warlocks. I debated whether fighter should be his main class or his subclass, but I decided to make it his subclass so that we don’t have too many fighters in the group.

Warriors is a battle master fighter. Unlike the other fighters in the group, he knows fighting techniques that he can use to turn the tides of any fight.

Wild is a ranger with a subclass in warlock. Obviously, his skills as a ranger make him great at hunting prey and exploring the wilderness. His warlock subclass accounts for his champion abilities, if you consider the champions his patrons just lending him their power.

[thelastbladedancer]

yo don’t go into an activity with champions without anti-champion mods on

that is to say, don’t be fucking dead weight and make one guy carry everything

[thealogie]

I really gotta thank Professor Hoffman for putting the fear of god into me. This man truly led me to believe that my 1L grades were fundamentally the most important determinants of the rest of my career and would be the thing to decide the entire trajectory of my life.....and like, you can have a wonderful legal career if you don’t even do well in law school but did it help that I had the fear of GOD in me and so did fantastic first year? You bet

[jfkadultcircumcision]

why cant dc just make good movies. i dont understand it