#that's perfect

[wetsandmemories]

yall better start writing dispatch fanfiction immediately I need 50k words about this depressed beaten up white boy with early midlife crisis on my table yesterday

[the-why-of-wonderworld]

That last reblog reminded me about how awwww, Balan refers to Leo and Emma--and by extension the player--as "little one," and I always found that so cozy and endearing. That made me remember this infamous tweet of mine from way back...

...yep, July 2018. Same month that Balan Wonderworld's dev cycle officially kicked off. Coincidence? Probably, but that's one of the nicest coincidences I've ever had, lol.

[naomiknight-17]

My oven and fridge are both over 20 years old and barely hanging on (remember when my oven's igniter blew a year or two back and I had to emergency fundraise to fix it? Well yesterday it started pouring smoke 🙃)

Also both appliances are almost certainly from scratch & dent discount warehouses in the first place, judging by the visual damage on them

So I am seriously tempted by my local furniture store's "buy now and don't pay for 2 years!" sale

Can you imagine... fully functioning appliances... what a dream....

[shiftythrifting]

Not shifty but I made the find of a lifetime yesterday and I have to share it. We're getting ready to go to a Ren Fair soon but I couldn't find anything online that I liked and would arrive in time so we hit up the thing to see what we could find. And holy shit we got so fucking lucky! Found this leather rogues belt in the purse section! Shirt and skirt are from the same store 😊

[s1r3n1cdr4g0n]

Okay so my bestie officially ISN'T joining Tumblr so now I can rant about my crush on him

To preface: he's a dickhead but he's a cute dickhead

At this point we're literally stuck with eachother. Like he always sticks around even though he knows I'm odd and weird and freaky. He laughs at jokes I make and actually does enjoy my company (even though he'd rather die than admit it) and he's one of the only people who doesn't seem lowkey weirded out by the fact I'm part of the Skittle Squad

He's my bestie who I happen to have a crush on. But he's also literally just my bestie

[lover-of-skellies]

You've been assigned a black kitty to boop you

🥹💕🐈‍⬛

[abyranss]

Prepare for trouble, and make it double: Mitakihara's Magical Munchkins!

They're going to bite your ankles and beat you up.