R, movie announcer voice: Long ago...there was a man who was SUPER sad...but this one time, a bunch of strangers on the internet showed up at a rally he was a part of after he very drunkenly invited them on the Worldwide Web. That day, he met 30 rad as hell people and they all had an awesome time and R was the coolest and most popular, hottest, most creative, and best person ever.
R, normal voice: I love this picture so fuckin’ much. But, in all seriousness, Courf wrote that for me.
R: TADAA! Hey guys! Long time no chat!
R: Like, 2 years no chat, to be precise... there’s still so many of you guys out there! It’s crazy. Let’s check the inbox, I can’t believe you guys have already sent in messages.
R: Heh, sorry about that...the whole disappearing without a word for 2 years after I made you all concerned about my problems bit.
R: Things at the rally just really...got crazy. I-I mean, everything is great now! Nothing bad happened, it was just...I needed to get away for a while.
R: So, I did, but when I got back, I just kinda forgot about all this... it wasn’t until I found my old laptop in storage that I even remembered it.
R: But, I mean it that I want to do this whole thing again. I’m so much...better than I was then, I mean comparatively, so why not? It was fun.
R: There’s also been some pretty...uhhh...wild changes for me these last 2 years...if anyone’s curious.
R: So, sorry for that ridiculous thing, I guess I was feeling sentimental. Blech. So, let’s get back to it and stop letting me be gross online. Fire away!














