#the bartons

[janatolqyn]

Emmerdale families

The Bartons

[gettinglostinthedales]

Y’all, we got Casey (Serena) out here posting an IG story to clarify her legitimacy as a Sugden, because that’s apparently been questioned … meanwhile the show is making Kev, a Barton so that he shares the same last name of his son who shouldn’t even be a Barton himself!

This girl out here 23 and Me’ing her familial connection but the show just giving away the Barton last name like old school Oprah giving out cars.

[robertandaaronsugden-dingle]

Also, what is it with Emmerdale and giving long lost siblings their biological parents names, even though they’ve never met them?

John Sugden, Lewis Barton,…

Look at Caleb: He’s not called Dingle, even though he’s Cains and Chas‘ brother and it still works. He’s as much a Dingle as Lewis is a Barton. And still it’s a thousand times more believable.

[pzyii]

christmas/winter with the bartons + in laws(maria)

[cooperbarton-hawkeyeskid]

Uh me, I guess?

Name: Cooper Barton

Birthday: May 18th 🎉

Age: 17

Family:

Siblings:

@hawkeyes-favorite

@whosafraidoflittleoldme17

@totally-not-kate-bishop

@gwen-stacy-earth616

@little-witchy-wanda

@lostemeraldwidow

@official-pietro-maximoff

@jade-lopez-maximoff

@thebettermaximofftwin

@your-darling-gaze

@baby-barton

@its-nate-the-sharpshot

@erupti-spider

@ivanova-web-droid

@thatsammybarton

@that-kid-hunter-barton

@angelic-halos

@proud-owner-0f-americas-ass ????

Parents:

@laura-barton-shield

@clintbarton-thearrowguy

@soldier-in-winter ?

Aunts:

@natt-romanoff

@thebetterbartontwin

Uncle:

@barneythebarton

Pets:

@luckythebestpizzadog

Wren?

4 kittens that no one knows anymore

Extra:

I’m better than Lila

Oh, and mods a minor so no NSFW

[hawkeyes-favorite]

@cooperbarton-hawkeyeskid

[lanalightwoodbane]

BITCHES, BASTARDS, NON-BINARY FRICKING HOESS

DAD CLINT AND KATE.

So you know how Clint’s hearing aid broke?

Yeah. Well what if at some point Eleonor (Kate’s mom) uh idk how credit cards work so like- she uncancels it? BAHAHAH idk.

Maybe some sht happens on Christmas. THEY FINALLY DID IT and Clint goes home.

Things are quiet for a while, and as a prank but also one very useful prank, Kate sends hearing aids every holiday. As in- Christmas, 4th of July, his birthday (yes she know his birthday), new year’s, literally every holiday.

Every time she sends one there’s like “Back up #1”, “Back up for ur back up”, “Back for the back up of the back up I gave u”, on a sticky note and it goes on and on and on. But heyy at least he’s got sum back ups. 

Laura finds it hilarious. Clint is annoyed. And at some point as a joke, Clint sends a ‘play doh arrow’ becuz hey it’s Kate. It explodes everywhere and Kate stops sending hearing aids every holiday. As payback, Kate puts a bunch of alarm clocks in just one bag set to alarm when it gets to him.

basically they have a whole-ass prank war. Thank you my dear bitches, bastards, non-binary hoes good day.