Bruce, actually being genuine and concerned: why are you still single
Jason, offended: i know you did not just say that
Jason: you? of all people?
Jason: being gotham’s most eligible bachelor for 30 years straight isn’t a compliment
Jason: the public only votes for you ‘cause they have daddy issues and they like silver foxes
Jason: but youre not even a silver fox anymore, youre an arctic fox
Jason: no ones’s lining up for your wrinkly ass
Jason: god forbid they find out youre a furry too like damn
Bruce:
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Talia al Ghul, watching them from the window, covered in blood after taking over the LOA so that she, Bruce, and Damian can ride off to the sunset together:
Selina Kyle, next to her, holding Grace Kelly's $38.8 million Cartier ring as an engagement ring to Bruce:
Harvey Dent, in therapy for Bruce:
Superman, rearranging the stars to make a Batman/Bruce constellation:
Wonder Woman, picking out wedding dresses (for Bruce):
Hal Jordan:
Hal Jordan: what
Hal Jordan: im not in love with mr dark and brooding
Hal Jordan:
Hal Jordan, screeching at the other Green Lanterns to stay away from Gotham because Bruce didnt want anyone messing with it:
Ra’s and Joker, dead, still pining, but mostly dead: