#the cheeto

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[regulusmasamune]

[obaewankenope]

all this talk from The Cheeto about making canada the "51st state" and like, does the guy realise that won't happen cleanly like in a boardroom? like this is canada he's talking about!! ya know, the country that basically caused the GENEVA CONVENTION TO BE CREATED! that canada!

like, in ww1 the canadian army was the one that shot prisoners, used poison fucking gas, tricked german soldiers with cans of beef and then throwing grenades next (holy shit that's brutal), and so, so much more

canadians are fucking brutal and terrifying and the fucking whole world had to go and create a whole ass convention for war that basically boiled down to "so if canadians would do it in war, then that's bad and everyone needs to agree to not do it; yes, canada, that means you too"

idc what anyone says, if i had a choice of nationality to face off with in a war, i would never in a million years want to have canada as my enemy, seriously

so whenever i see shit about The Cheeto harping about making canada the newest american state, i have to laugh because newsflash: you won't even survive the attempt, let alone be successful

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[babolat85]

I have many questions...

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[bigsistersyndrome]

i have a request.

watch this debate for yourself.

clips will be taken. quotes will be spread. sound bytes will be played on loop. both sides will manipulate the events of tonight. you cannot trust either side to give you an accurate representation of what happened here.

please. please watch the full debate. it’s uncomfortable, even viscerally disturbing, to watch. i understand if you want to avoid that. but the aftermath of this is going to be bl*ody and the best way to keep yourself informed and get unbiased information is to watch it for yourself.

and please fact check. they’re both saying a lot of things. i don’t even know right now what’s factual and what isn’t. both sides should be checked. don’t take what’s said at face value. look into it yourself.

be mindful. be informed.

and then go out and VOTE.

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