#the customer

[catgirl-kaiju]

The customer is not right.

There is something very wrong with the customer.

When it breathes, the bladders on its hind fill with viscous puss as they expand and retract.

The customer looks into your eyes with dense nerve clusters on whipping, wriggling stalks.

A hollow choking voice echoes in your mind, gently tingling up from your spine as you stare deep into the space behind its wretched sockets.

Something is very wrong with the customer.

The customer is not right.

[whisplings]

[binch-i-might-be]

I do wish some overwhelming evil would befall my boss

[demonessss]

"Of course we used a CSA approved light fixture" dot jpeg

[the-horror-stories-of-retail]

The Customer , Chapter 3 : The woman in the restaurant

Not too long ago , my sister came home to tell me this horrific story of the lady at the restaurant. She used to work as a waitress in a hotel restaurant. The night went normal as usual , until...

The restaurant had just been through a very busy hour , not really able to supervise every single thing the customers were doing. Then , once the restaurant was starting to run empty ,  one of my sister’s co-workers had found the most horrific thing you could imagine. 

There , on one of the chairs by a table in the middle of the restaurant , laid a damping , brown , lump of actual shit. Someone had taken a dump on a chair in the middle of the restaurant. Now , my sister didn’t tell me who had to clean it up , but I certainly hope it wasn’t her.

[the-horror-stories-of-retail]

The Customer , Chapter 2 : The dishonest homeless man

I was on my way into work, and gave my lunch money to a homeless man on the way in. An hour into my shift, the same homeless man walked in, and tried to hide a lot of expensive steaks in his bag, and walk out. I managed to catch him before he left, and he apologized and left. He came in the week after to steal pasties, and despite having seen him stuff them in his bag, he flat out denied it to my face. he claimed he had bought them earlier, but had no response when I asked him why he was looking at pasties, if he already had some. He left anyway, I checked the cctv, and sure enough I was right. 

[the-horror-stories-of-retail]

The Customer , Chapter 1

It was a regular Friday night. It was rather busy and I was ringing up a group of men , who had a rather large amount of groceries. Behind them , were a two more customers. One was a small family. Behind them , was a man with a single chocolate bar. 

It took a while before I got to ring up the man. I happily greeted him. He immediately told me he wanted to return the chocolate bar. Unsure if I was allowed to do so , as there was nothing wrong with the chocolate bar and it was bought a few days ago , I called my manager over to ask. He told me it was okay. I ring up the man to return the 75 cents chocolate bar. 

As I handed the man the paper he needed to fill in , I started ringing up the next customer. After not even having filled in his name , the man decided he actually did wanted the chocolate bar. But I already started ringing up the next customer , so he had to wait. I worked as quick as possible to make sure the man didn’t have to wait so long to get his chocolate bar back.

I ended up spending 10 minutes extra on that customer , as he was still doubtful about buying the chocolate bar. He eventually left. I haven’t felt so frustrated in a while...