#the indignity

[conduitstreetcat]

I'm kind of hoping that the first thing Daniel says when he meets Lestat is: 'Huh. I'd imagined you'd be hotter.'

[magicratfingers]

it’s getting cold again and the only scarfy scarves I have were left by my ex

[thewhimsyturtle]

A most undignified tummy throwback: Put me down, Mom!

[dangerous-crow-boy]

Can’t believe an inextricable part about being a crow boy is being part human which means I have to eat a healthy balanced diet that includes leafy green vegetables

[mousemannation]

is jannik really gonna have injury/cramp scares in all his matches EXCEPT against mouse man

[localareamom]

Tonight said hello to a neighbor dog who has my (very unique name that my parents gave me specifically to not have a nickname) named Sequoia and learned these neighbors call their dog - again- with my government name - Coco. And now my family is calling me (ME) Coco.

[ladysparklefarts]

My fiance is a prankster. I purchased a Captain Rex statue a while back and just look what he did to the poor darling Captain

[doomspaniels]

moments preserved for all time: a tailswat across the face