#the remote

[penelopesalvez]

garvez snippets - 12x06

bonus live jj reaction :

[undefinedsoup]

I played the remote fu tawog flash game and it gave me inspiration to draw this so you're welcome

i hate how i drew them kinda weird (especially nicole and darwin) cuz this picture took so long to finish with how busy ive been as of late but whatever

[yepthatsacowalright]

I Spy books are an underrated learning tool. When we were kids they tried to convince us that adulthood would involve a constant evasion of quicksand, but no. In truth it is full of slow, methodical scans across the surface of your desk, for the eraser you know is there. Somewhere.

[familyparadox]

h!i i saw your tags about compassion being agender, is this from a specific book/ piece of media? (im asking because it sounds awesome and i really really want to read it)

The Agender is more vaguely implied, their culture does not have the same concept of gender we do and they reproduce via Remembrance, meaning they are reborn from the memories of their closest friends (thus they become stereotypes of themselves), they do do not have family, they do not sexually reproduce. Whilst they have pronouns they mean little she has no gender because her people don’t have gender like us. Whilst they have working gentians they don’t use them or care for them. Also compassion is textually aroace. The Remote value friendship a lot. Compassion just does not like people and so only had one or two friends (all of them are now dead).

This of course excludes the Remote cell Faction Hollywood evolved into because Hollywood is horny and manly they became horny and manly.

(If anyone wish to argue this point or has evidence for or against please do say.)

[transformarium]

Transformarium second-hand - the remote control

My name is Steven Lee, a second-generation Korean emigrant living in New York. I recently turned 18, and my parents threw me out as I was a high school dropout without any ambition in my life. I have been sleeping on the couches of my so-called friends. The other night I saw a documentary about the wealthy, and I wanted some of that. I did not know how as I did not have the education or skills.

I was walking down the street and pondering where I would spend the coming night when I noticed the Transformarium second-hand shop. I have always loved flea markets and second-hand shops as you never know what you will find. I was browsing the contents when a sales clerk came to me and asked how he could help me. I told him about the documentary and what it had led to. He told me that he knew what I needed. He went a couple of aisles towards the back of the shop and came back with remote control. He told me how it worked and that I needed to experience some before I got what I earned. Soon I was back on the streets. As I existed, the shop a young well dressed black man pumped into me and I accidentally pointed the remote control at him. There was a bringing light, and I did not see him anymore.

I noticed my new self in a nearby shop window. I was now very smartly dressed and had the body of the black man from my neck down. This was the first step in my journey toward what I needed. I had a roof over my head for the coming night. The following day, I explored my new body in front of the mirror and examined the remote control. There were plenty of choices, and I decided to experiment with an option for facial hair. I pressed the button, and there was again a bright light.

A moustache appeared on my face, and the second step was achieved in my path. I felt new knowledge flowing into my head about how to take care of the moustache. As it was Saturday, I decided to take a walk in Central Park. I had a feeling that the remote control had a mind of its own. While I was walking to Central Park, a black thug came from a side alley. He pointed his gun and demanded my money.

I panicked and pressed a random bottom on the remote. There was again a blinding light, and the thug was no more.

When my sight returned, I looked down and noticed that my clothing had changed with my body. I had aged 20 years and grown over 6’. I am now a combination of the young black man and the thug with my Korean head.

Thanks to the cut-throat mentality of the thug, I am now a wealthy, successful businessman. I have homes in Manhattan and Palm Beach, FL. Here you can see me outside of my Florida home. I am now 38 years old with a beautiful trophy wife and four sons with a fifth soon here. My Korean side is flabbergasted by how all this is possible, as only a month ago, I was wondering where I would sleep the next night. I returned the remote control to the second-hand shop to forward my good fortune for the next one needing it.

[anris-resurrection]

I'm pretty skeptical of the supernatural. But damn my family is haunted lol. I just have too many stories man. Too many.

[jprandamonium]

The Catfish

From The Amazing World of Gumball.

This one has to be the saddest and most horrid episode to ever come out. This one explains a lot and also causes questions. Here we go....

The story starts out with Grandpa Louis and he lack of having friends on Elmore Plus. If you notice, he actually had friends in the past seasons. The crazy part in the episode, The Crew. The friends said that Louie a.k.a. the other friend stopped showing up and they wish to talk to him again. That episode ended with Gumball & Darwin misunderstanding and the friends STILL DON’T KNOW if Louie is ok.

So, Gumball & Darwin decided to make Louie a friend to talk to Muriel. (Talk about if Eustace finds out) So, he talks and we learn a lot. Turns out Louie is definitely a people person while Granny JoJo has been keeping him away from people. She gets ticked off and jealous on anyone or anything that talks to Louie or even smiles at Louie. (She punched a mirror once)

This is where we get to the horrible truth. Granny Jojo is a horrible person to be with. We will not know how she met Frankie or even if they even married. But Frankie bailed. He left and now it is in question if he left because he is no good or the fact that Jojo is a twisted individual. No idea what damage she might have done. I would not be shocked if Frankie was a part of a team like the Ocean’s Team but then comes Yoko.

Even worse is the damage we already saw with Richard, her son. In the episode, The Authority, she was so overprotective that he can’t truly function as a person or an adult. When his father sad how he is no good, he did not even figure that Jojo could have ruined him more than he could. If Frankie raised him, at least he wouldn’t be so stupid. Yes, he might be a swindler but still better than what he is. Cursed. He is lucky to have met Nicole. If he didn’t, he would still be living with his mom, hostage.

The most horrid of reveals, her genetics was passed on. If it unsure that she transferred evil but it might be possible. Notice: The Rival, The Remote & The Password. We are talking about her granddaughter, Anais. Given her intelligence might have been given due to Jojo but the evidence is inconclusive. The real problem is that she has the same “toxic clinginess” that Jojo has. The main episode to show this is The Parasite. Given the other time, she might have gotten better but it is still present. (There are two episodes to show this...what, you want me to refer those too? Nope, homework for you!) One more thing that I didn’t consider is that Jojo’s coldness also was inherit. See The Egg. Funny how brilliant she is, she could not understand why Billy would be spiteful towards her. Instead of talking, she went to violence like Jojo would do via The Pest.

I could continue but this is good enough to finish the story. The story continues to where Louie wants to have an actual friend to talk to. Jojo does not like that and along with Gumball & Darwin misunderstood what he was hinting to. So, Jojo wanted to kill the person that is recognized as Muriel. With some saves from Gumball & Darwin, she is safe and the truth is revealed. Louie is kinda relived I guess and Jojo notices what she has been doing to an extent. But not really, it ends with Louie getting an Elmore Plus friend finally, Jojo..... And so the cycle continues. You would wish that he could be friends again with the 3 “crew members” but no. To this day, they do not know what happened to their friend.

Messed up Granny, messed the HELL up.