Levi: why did you summon me here? it’s late.
Erwin: oh come now, don’t pretend you were asleep.
Levi: well? are you finally going to kick me out?
Erwin: on the contrary. i’d like to promote you.
Levi: …what the hell for?
Erwin: ‘Captain Levi.’ how do you like the sound of that?
Levi: *short circuits*
Levi: i hate it.
Erwin: then it’s settled. good evening, Captain. you’re free to go.














