#the slander

[arafinweanappreciation]

i now have personal beef with whichever tolkien gateway editor decided to describe cirdan's aid to fingon during the seige of barad eithel as "making up for his lack of participation" in the wars of beleriand. this was not a group powerpoint????? sorry the guy whose main thing is building ships wasn't warlike enough for you I guess

[itsbebebrainrotting]

"just because you give a five-year-old a chemistry set doesnt mean theyre a scientist" - Bad about learning that Lukeys actually a scientist and not just saying that (i guess)

[elimstillnotgarak]

"We'll be old by then"

Fadel, darling, in 20 years you are about as old as I am now. Being in your 40s is nothing. Do you hear me.

[incorrectplanet]

japanese trainees: how do tall people sleep at night when the blanket can’t possibly cover all of them?

chinese trainees: guys, it is four in the morning…

japanese trainees: so you can’t sleep, huh?

japanese trainees: is it because of the blanket?

[mirkwood]

They really turned adar from a first age elf (deliciously fucked up in the head) to a fourth age elf (miserable and pathetic) just like that goddamn

[moonsinkfoxgirl]

gf saying I'm easily affected just bc I squeal at seeing foxies...

[personaglitch]

What I don't see enough of out of this fandom of simps is acknowledging if you were in a relationship with one of the guys, you'd join the Toman Wives Club(TM) with Emma and Hina. Drinking your boba and rolling your eyes, talking smack about the whole gang. I'd die for that squad spin off.