um so yeah

[ihave3frigs]

film bro: who’s your favorite director?

me, looking at smudged ink on hand: uhhhhhhh Tintin Quarantino

[toktopus-art]

i haven't seen season 5 yet but i assume this is what happened right?

[lynx-224]

when i’m bouncing between byler tiktok byler instagram byler tumblr and byler ao3 and i genuinely reach flow state

[eating-the-sand]

”im a boy” “im a girl” well IM gonna be my own drunk text romance? lying on the bed, phone wire wraps my hand?? and im gonna keep me up all night, cuz I won’t shut up about the boy I like??

[l0stvegas]

shoutout to the time in 2021 I was having scary seizurelike episodes that sent me to the neurologist, after having barely slept all week due to being a nervous wreck over my symptoms and shit.

when I sat down to describe what I was going through to the (young, very soft spoken) phys assistant taking my notes I started audibly almost crying . The whole time he’s furiously working on a tablet thing that I assumed he was writing my symptoms down on

in the midst of me having a mild nervous breakdown during my monologue he slowly turns the tablet to me after closing whatever program he had open and just fuckin stare-smiles at me all placidly til I notice the wallpaper the laptop is set to— a lovingly decorated collage of Lord Farquaad from Shrek

once I noticed I stopped dead in my tracks and we sat there staring at another for a solid minute til I broke down wheeze laughing, upon which he picked up the tablet and scurried off wordlessly. I just sat there dumbfounded til the doc showed up. 10/10 doctor experience ngl

I didn’t own a phone at the time to get any proof so this my best artistic recreation

[pussyhoundspock]

joining the war on kids reading any book they want on the side of kids reading any book they want. simply you will be fine. it's even good to be confronted with things you don't understand and even find upsetting, uncomfortable and difficult. it's a surprise tool that will help you later.

[ihave3frigs]

when i was a kid i read every horse book i could find and in one of them the horses got eaten by sharks and one fell down a well and i stopped reading horse books after that. narrowly avoided becoming a horse girl ty unlimited access to literature

[professorcalculusstanaccount]

cartoon ass crime. obsessed with what's going on at the louvre. and another french museum was hit just afterwards! 2000 gold coins stolen!

also the dapper guy isn't a detective from what i've found, i think he was just a passer by lol

[kosmogrl]

“how to get rid of smile lines” my god you people hate everything

[djungelskogbear]

How never having seen a single Dan and Phil video feels right now

[flintgirl]

love and light to the dan and phil girlies that was never my bag but i was fully under the impression that they admitted to being in a relationship like multiple years ago. honestly i thought they were married

[ihave3frigs]

i was thinking the SAME thing

[tallowandport]

ao3's in the hospital having a scheduled surgery at the moment. everyone huddle 'round and comfort Tumblr while they sit in the waiting room.

[thingsaday]

this post generated such a powerful mental image that I had to doodle it

[sigynpenniman]

[eyecantread]

[birf]

the People pleaser in me setting exactly one☝️ boundary

[birf]

That was the wrONG GIF

[birf]

Actually no it still works it’s pretty accurate

[dragon-in-a-fez]

I'm glad left shark's acting career is taking off

[sovietnam]

[kidovna]

conan gray could reimagine romeo and juliet on stage but shakespeare couldn’t hit that vodka cranberry high note

[veliseraptor]

the weird schrödinger's emotion that is "that character death was narratively satisfying and emotionally impactful and ultimately the best way to handle their character arc" simultaneously with "noooo but I wanted them to live :( :( :("

[louisegluckpdf]

just felt a chilly breeze blow through my window