#thebitchchronicles

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The Bitch Chronicles Masterlist

A Knight of The Seven Kingdoms

Multiple/Preferences:

Skin Picking - How the men of AKOTSK would react to a partner that picks at their skin all the time

The Reasons For Your Tears - Why you'd find yourself crying during your relationship to the men of AKOTSK

The Love Language of Gifting - How the men of AKOTSK react to receiving gifts from their partner

Figure Skating Modern AU Jealous!Aerion x Reader/Dunk x Reader - blurby drabble thing, Aerion is reader's skating partner and does not treat them well, Dunk is a hockey player who is kind, Aerion is jealous

Ser Duncan The Tall:

The Moon Sickness - Ser Duncan x companion!Reader, reader wakes up to their period and tries to hide it from Dunk. Fluff, comfort, mutual pining

Supper - 18+ Ser Duncan x companion!Reader, in which you discover Dunk is ticklish and it leads to new experiences. Fluff & Smut

Aerion Targaryen:

This is Love - 18+ Aerion Targaryen x Reader, a story told in snippets from betrothal to Aerion's exile in Lys, inspired by the song This Is Love by Air Traffic controllers. Angst, Smut, DubCon, mature themes, violence, pregnancy.

Requests are open

Willing to write for:

AKOTSK:

Ser Duncan, Aerion, Baelor, Maekar, Valarr, Daeron, Raymun, Lyonel

GOT/ASOIAF:

Jon Snow, Theon Greyjoy, Ramsay Bolton, Tyrion Lannister, Brienne of Tarth, Podrick Payne, Daenerys Targaryen, Tywin Lannister

AVATAR:

Jake Sully, Neytiri, Miles Quaritch, Varang

BRIDGERTON:

Francesca, Penelope, Benedict, Anthony, Colin, Posy Li, Sophie, Violet, Queen Charlotte

If you would like to request a character you don't see, please feel free to send me an ask. If I feel comfortable writing for them I will definitely try, otherwise I will respectfully decline.

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Lads I can't fucken believe I need 2 blacklist the bts tag to look at trailer park boys

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Have discovered there are rumors that the world does NOT revolve around me! Shocked that the media is releasing this FAKE NEWS with NO REGARD for the victims!

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I drew a bee on my arm in eyeliner the other day. I'd love a bee tattoo eventually

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First time with alcohol markers!!! I finally turned some ugly ass linework into something I kinda like!

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"The Bitch Chronicles #7"

Resentment is a burning pot of steam A rock in the pit of my stomach Anger that rises like hot springs I am unable to eat a single bite All I do is sleep I tell myself to breathe But it never helps I'm drowning in your ocean And resent you because You never came out To try and save me from the undertow Caught in a whirlpool Flailing and screaming You watch and take amusement In my pain and suffering I resent you every day I hate you every second This relationship may never be repaired Was the emotional abuse really worth it I pay the price And am trapped in waves of misery While you smile and dance Around the room happily Is it fair to push aside my own happiness Because I felt forced to please you You wouldn't support me If I did what I wanted So I did what you wanted Have nightmares and worries Increased anxiety Anger raging like a drunk at a bar Thanks a lot I will never see you the same Everytime I think of you I remember this predicament Is all because of you And I curse your name

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"The Bitch Chronicles #6"

Very old song I wrote a while ago. Thought it would go well with TBC. Honey (What A Biotch) Coated with a thick, rude exterior Hiding an insecure, damaged interior Detracts from what few insightful things you say You have this air about you, this obnoxious way Call out attitude, but don't practice what you preach Who bothered you, you're there to guide and teach Living with you would be a nightmare Such a personality, I shouldn't care Chorus: This is who you are, the bitch in you won't change If I could tear you apart, what wouldn't I rearrange Snobbery & rudeness feed your appetite What are you hiding from that makes you act like A stuck up, two faced Unmemorable, easily replaced Bitch, a witch, your rudeness don't make me twitch I ain't no snitch I'll just write a song about it honey Walk in the room, smiles all around Then you turn my grin straight upside down You try so hard to bring me down What did I do to you If all the bitches got together and threw a party, you'd be at the head If all the bitches chowed down in their little dog bowls, you'd be howling at the moon instead Wanna take you by the shoulders and shake the bitch out Better not walk through Camden with that big mouth Can bitch all you want, let's hear that shout Move that ass, let's take a ride downtown Only 4'10, they'd knock you out chorus Wouldn't be fun to live with How much do you pay your husband How does he put up with it How many drinks is he downing Little miss perfect, he ain't found it Must have a high pain tolerance Cause you are off the charts Who was ever rude to you Why do you do all the shit you do Have no idea what you've been through That makes you act like such a shrew At least I'm not a snob like you chorus

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"The Bitch Chronicles #5"

You're someone I could never write about Because it hurts too much You ripped my heart out Its aorta is turning black on the floor

The smell is vile Your eyes are wild The only way to let you go Guarantee survival

Is to put pen to paper Make my pain come alive Like a dragon breathing flames It burns my juices when I hear your name

I have to come undone To numb my pain up Cannot control The bleeding This ink is the only shot I have Its poison leaves me within an inch of my own brain As I get immersed in the past Guided imagery But this is not something I want to see Like beaches or foreign countries

This is the truth It’s time to own up I must admit I fucked up Never should fallen in love Never should’ve screamed “You’re damn beautiful!” When the only result Could be a distraught soul

In the throes of taking control of the distortions of its own mind Well, what about the distortions of my heart Look to my head it was doing just fine

The medicine was kicking in I wasn’t feeling it The intense sadness Have to wonder if it could not rid itself From my hard shell It found a new home In my weak heart There is no medicine To rewire it The workings are cut apart Electrocuted Cut off at the source And now I have to put it back Without getting shocked

But I don’t know anything about anything Especially this Heartache is a bitch I loved you so You just had to know But you didn’t have to know With that confession I let you go You brought me back to reality Out of fantasyland But not in the way that I ever expected I never thought That we would never speak again

I never thought you’d run from my life like it was the plague And you didn’t want to get sick So you turned away

And now my heart has hell to pay Because I opened my damn mouth

I am not severely depressed Yet I don’t feel any relief I still want to die But for different reasons

My heart has died inside And my body still has to fight on

You know you’re wrong No, you didn’t come on strong But you treated me better than anyone else ever had Could handle me like no one ever had

You knew I could fall in love with you So you just sat back and prayed Sat back and made my heart wait

I talked to you every day Now we don’t speak at all I lost the best thing in my life

I’m not proud of this But in my heart I know it’s true I depended on you And your words to get me through

You got me through Now I’m on my own I suffer alone

Goodbye, goodbye