#theelfqueen

[kodamamiyagi]

update they're tone deaf please have mercy on our souls

[kodamamiyagi]

these fucking little ref bitches in front of me are driving me nuts also shout out to theelfqueen we're eating cheese sticks together

[kingbard]

oh man okay get ready

Who cooks: On the road, Thorin, but anywhere else Bilbo would insist on his own hobbit cooking and dishes.

Who does the laundry and other chores: Thorin, because in any domestic scenario I think that he would feel useless/utterly bored, so he'd occupy himself with house cleaning and such. However, Bilbo will always do the mantle dusting himself.

How many children do they have: Does Frodo count?

Who’s more dominate: Well, Bilbo does have some skill at topping, if you must know, but I don't see how that's relevant. Nojk. I mean I'm sure that Thorin is more dominate overall, but I refuse to admit that he is strictly dominate. I mean come on pls.

Favorite nonsexual activity: Traveling the roads (preferably not those very far from home), hair braiding.

Their favorite place to be together: bed Bilbo's dining table. Sometimes he'll poke fun at Thorin, joking about their first meeting, and he'll quite what Thorin had said and basically be a big silly, annoying brat.

Any traditions: Astonishingly to Thorin, Bilbo can't play any musical instruments. Since a dwarf not knowing how to play one instrument is basically unheard of, he was taken aback when learning that the hobbit has no musical background, so he took up the job of teaching Bilbo different types of instruments. Now they both will play together, and learn each other's songs.

Their “song”: Okay everyone says King and Loinheart so sure I guess but can I just say that Feabhra by Lúnasa gives me a shit ton of Thilbo feels I don't even know why

What they do for each other on holidays: If there is anything that hobbits and dwarves share in coveting, it would be food. So, with that said, food everywhere! - dwarvish food, recipes created in the kitchens of Erebor, and Bilbo's seed-cakes and mince pies and steaming mugs of holiday pumpkin drinks, while Thorin and all of the dwarves invited supply the beer.

Where did they go for their honeymoon: Sadly, Bilbo is insistent on this - he is horribly sentimental, and though Thorin does have his moments as well, he highly disagrees that there is any need to go to the Beorn's (wow I put the Carrock no what) every year (where they are warmly welcomed, mind you).

Where did they first meet: Bilbo's house!

Any pets: A tomcat at Bag End, who more is there for the food than anything else.

Can I elaborate on the cat please. Thorin loves this cat. I mean, he flipping loves it to death and every time it comes to their front door he smiles and takes it in his hands and it basically gets lost in his arms and fur coat and the cat learns to love it too. Thorin appreciates its nicked ears, the scratches on its nose, and its usual brooding personality, as he reminds him so much of himself - and funnily enough, they both become two huge cuddle monsters when in close proximity to one another.

What do they fight over: Their tastes on furniture and homely appliances are worlds away. Bilbo certainly does not want a sword and armor room in his house, or a wall lined with war chests, and Thorin is often wanting to rid his chair arms of holey doilies.

Do they go on vacations, if so where: They will often go to the Blue Mountains, as Thorin has many friends there; Erebor and Dale as well, of course, or the Shire, depending on where they settle down. Though Bilbo sorely wants to stay for a week or two at Rivendell once more, Thorin always says no without anything further said on the matter.

And that is why nobody should get me started on Thilbo.

[trelan]

helcaraxe replied to your post: I went to buy Hobbit tickets, and the FLIPPING...

SAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I EVEN LOST BALLET FOR THIS BULLSHIT

theelfqueen replied to your post: I went to buy Hobbit tickets, and the FLIPPING...

Omg, me too. FML.

Clearly the solution is that we all go to New Zealand together for the premiere and have a fabulous Hobbit party.

Because who needs things like money? Pshhhhh.

[thranduilings]

I just wanted to let you know that I love your blog! Omg, is like heaven! You are too perfect! :D

Legolas can make any blog good, just look at him :'D

But honestly ASDFGHJHGFDSDFGHGFD THANK YOU SO MUCH I'M DYING OVER HERE ;A;