We are the wolves that Hecate fed

Elf witch & zombie apocalypse enthusiast.

[lillhappycloud]

I have feelings about how these two are mirror opposites in reaction to monstrous trauma.

I have spicier stuff on my Patreon.

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[not-a-bad-dragon]

Shoutout to Baldurs Gate 3 for having a magical girl transformation sequence but instead of a teenager in a short skirt it's a lesbian aasimar paladin in full plate about to open 13 cans of fucking whoop ass

[aliquistis]

I love how bad Astarion is with his cover story. You meet him and he's like "I'm a magistrate" then he stealths, disarms a trap, double dashes and backstabs a goblin all while giggling about spilling blood and you're just like hm yeah that's the legal system for you

[coffeenonsense]

the pretend plot of bg3: you've gotta get these tadpoles out and stop a giant floating brain with delusions of grandeur

the real plot of bg3: in order to date us (the party) you must defeat our seven evil exes: a half-demon warlock patron, the literal goddess of magic, a vampiric lord, an insane cult leader , an archdemon, the goddess of darkness, and finally, the Trauma

[velnna]

silence

[tadfools]

[athenasdragon]

Ain’t baby yoda that Russian witch who lives in the house with chicken feet

[liketherazor]

So not knowing the reference, i googled “Russian witch house” and I’ll be damned. Turns out that’s a whole genre of music.

[swampxwitchxhattie]

I laughed harder than I should have

[emmettmccartycullen]

#neverforget the time that Bella wore a full length khaki skirt to meet Edward’s family and he basically lost it because he thought she looked so sexy

[rosaliesgay]

the mormon really jumps out in this paragraph

[shiny-haunters-deactivated20181]

[bisexualalicecullen]

smeyer has a khaki fetish

[cheaphalloweencostume]

I had a dream I had a secret brother no one knew about and I found out by looking myself up on Wikipedia and listed in the siblings section was someone named “Gourd Jingle”

[cheaphalloweencostume]

my favorite thing about this post is the tags because its 10% “ummmm if he was secret how did wikipedia know about it” and 90% “im gourd jingle”

[silverhawk]

me: [sees a moth continuously ram itself into the light in my kitchen] mothman…….if ur out there…..get ur dumb kid out of my kitchen and pls help them they’ve been doing this for 10 minutes

[methoxydimethyltryptamine-deact]

Girl’s night out (of body experience)

[beemot]

doodled during some listening session 

[dingdongyouarewrong]

old enough to remember when smut was called ‘lemons’ but young enough that i had absolutely no business knowing that smut was called ‘lemons’ at the time 

[schrodingers-slut]

Stealing this from the Allistics. Auties and Aspies what yall get

I keep seeing this going around every so often and all the allistics are like “lmao I got 2.5 I’m so picky 🤪” while my ass is out here with 22

[autisticeducator]

My problem is everything with milk and gluten shouldn’t count against me due to milk allergy and celiac.

So I still got 24 when skipping the milk/gluten containing items without an alternative.

[apparentlyaspergers]

18 for me and only one of them due to an allergy

[eruvadhril]

22 are total nope, and maybe another three are only acceptable under very specific circumstances.

[driflloon]

me looking at the board in class, not taking anything in

[moroccanmanga]

im screaming who made this

[eltonjohndenver]

SCREAMING GSDJKFHGFDSKHJGDFKJGHSKDJFHG

[caroldanversenthusiast]

i have never related to someone more