#theift

[swamppwater]

date idea: go to a park (key this park must have ducks for the date to work) and take all the ducks. just whoever can collect the most ducks at a time wins and then you get to go home with a bunch of ducks. bonus points if you’re able to hold like over 5 at a time, idk feel like that’s impressive

[babydxhl]

for @theift.

"Put it back before I cut your goddamn hands off."

Despite her harsh words, Mary's tone is almost chipper; she's barely looked up from the newspaper spread in front of her.

"Sit down. Now."

[paintedhandsdirtiedsoul]

Businesses take your credit card tips

If you are a server and get paid more then minimum wage, then LEGALLY your boss can take ALL of you're credit card tips.

I just got off the phone with a man who works for Texas department of wage and hour dealing with labor laws.

He said, and I'm paraphrasing here, that some bastard in Oregon went to FEDERAL COURT and appealed for business to take ALL tips detected to servers IF the server is paid MORE THEN MINIMUM WAGE. AND THE COURT SAID YES TO THIS!!!

I dont have the money to fight for my money that my bosses legally stole from me.

I've lost money that was intended to go to me for my services because of some greedy bastard in Oregon.

MAKE SURE THIS GETS AROUND

LET SERVERS KNOW WHAT CAN HAPPEN TO THEIR TIPS IF THEY GET PAID MORE

LET CUSTOMERS KNOW THAT THEIR SERVERS DONT GET THEIR TIPS IF GIVEN VIA CREDIT CARD

BE AWARE THAT THIS SHIT HAPPENS

[artbeswer]

10 steps to safe shoplifting (clothing)

It's never a good idea to shoplift, but somtimes when your broke and don't have a decent wardrob it can be difficult to find decent clothing for cheap. Again, it's never a good idea- your not only stealing from the store and the people who work there, but also the federal goverment. But- sometimes desperate times come to despreate measures. So here are ways to be safe when shoplifting. 1. before you go out, dress in lose clothing. Sweatpants, sweatshirts, heavy jackets- exetetera. 2. No matter what, always purchase something at the store you shoplift at. Gum, sunglasses, and headband, anything. 3. Never shoplift from large namebrand stores. Scheels, Forever 21, Old Navy, exetera. 3. Please before you pick an item check for ink tags and scanners. If any articals have them- do not take them. It's to high risk. 4. Go to a dressing room, if an associate takes your clothes from your hands and visibly counts them, time to pick anouther store. 5. Bring multipul items with you, even if your not going to buy them or try them on. If they ask you how many items you have, lie and say that you have 1 less than you do. When you leave they will count how many you walk out with or hand back. 6. Take the articals you are taking and quietly remove the tag. Hide it under the seat, behind a wall, anywhere inside the changing room. 7. wear the articals you are taking underneath your sweatshirt or sweatpants. Double check for tags or scanners before leaving the store. 7. If you have a hanger, hide it as well or bring it to an assosiate and say you found a loose hanger in the stall. 8. Check out. Again, it's always importent to buy something when shoplifting. Anything. 9. Leave the store calmly, if alarms go off you have 3 options. A- keep walking. Point to anouther person walking out and let them know they set off the alarm calmly. B.Hold up your receit, it's not uncommen for alarms to falsly go off. C. If they search you, say you were wearing sweats over your clothes because of the cold weather. (Hopfully it's cold where you live) 10. If you follow the directions no alarms should go off. Leave to you car. Do not go to any other stores. Sidenotes: never shoplift at the same store twice in a row. They're inventory checks will start to recognize a pattern. Do not make this habbit. Shoplift what you need, not what you want.

[duffus1898]

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[atrickofthetoxin]

@theift : ❝ i give folk what they ask for. ❞   

“I‘m sure the humanitarian award is in transit as we speak, but forgive me if I hold off on changing my opinion until it arrives.”

[zukunftsvision]

@theift​​ LIKED FOR A DIALOGUE STARTER. 

“    perhaps    if    i    keep    talking,    it    will    start    to    make    sense.    ”   

[archived-brokentoys]

>NONVERBAL MEME | ACCEPTING.

@theift​ sent:

🖕 Flip my muse the bird/a similar gesture

A large part within was expecting that reaction from the Cat. Yet even so, once blue eyes landed on the finger, Eddie’s eyebrows shot up to his forehead. “ My, ” he gasped with faux offense.

“ Now, now, Cat. That is NOT any way to behave professionally, nor debonair. If you want to express your disapproval, you can simply explain it to me. Rather than making any CHILDISH gestures, ” suggested the man with a collection of toys, & riddles.