#theinashow

[that-twink-over-there]

I thought you were hot before, but the anti-Israel posts just made me know you're one sexy boy and I hope your cock stays hard and your ass phat

Thank you, King. Much appreciated

[polyolefinprince]

How about being desired by men off anon?? I mean you really are one sexy cutie patootie

I shall graciously accept this attention too, yes thank you

[fieriframes]

[A person cutting food on a table, caption: Mix all this up together, @theinashow.]

[demilypyro]

Bruh Heidi is still fighting to keep him though and she mentioned that "He may have wronged me but his dick is still huge" or something. Like holy shit both of them literally overlooking how much he looks like a weasel just for that dick.

your girl sees this and it’s over. that’s his girl now

[gimmeblood]

Do you know where I can find the one video of a big guy with a beard cutting shit with a knife but everything he cuts explodes and it's edited to be faster with King Dedede's music in the background?? I lost it and I hope you know where I can find it

that sounds vaguely familiar but honestly i have 0 idea....... maybe the girl reading this knows?

[that-twink-over-there]

You're hot enough to get my chest hair tingling

There's probably a shampoo for that

[the-great-mighty-dink]

Couldn't send this earlier, but I am so glad you're back

[hellsite-yano]

Shoot, man, I'd have at least prepped a sketch for you if I knew today was your birthday

Thanks but no need for that, a simple birthday wish is more than enough <3