#theinconvenientchipmunk

[thedoctorsinvisibleassistant]

Hey so my old best friend deactivated, does anyone know where I can find theinvonvenientchipmunk? We haven't spoken for years maybe, but I wanted to talk to her again. Nothing bad happened we just drifted. Does she have a new blog? Can anyone help?

[cultofthepigeon]

you okay, bud? Enjoy the popcorn.

*aggressively eats popcorn*

*gets shell wedged between teeth*

*nukes idaho*

[thedoctorsinvisibleassistant]

TWO OF MY FAVOURITE INTERNET PPL JUST SENT ME MESSAGES COULD THIS DAY GET ANY BETTER

[-rouge-]

For : theinconvenientchipmunk

I watch your defiance Under the heat of my gaze As you refuse to take a form

And you melt From shredded shards Of pure yellow sunlight strips To no mans land In a war between Solid And liquid

But as you sent envelopes me And I turn my head away I still reach out to you Mon petit fromage Knowing all that you are Knowing all that I am

[kuro-ecchi]

theinconvenientchipmunk replied to your post: “theinconvenientchipmunk replied to your post: “I’M SO SCARED OF MY...”:

YOU COULD JUST DO A THREE HOUR MIND-ROTTING SESSION? SETTLE DOWN IN A BLANKET WITH JUNK FOOD AND TISSUES (you're gunna need 'em, friend) IT IS HONESTLY AMAZING.

 BUT I CANNOT EAT IN MY ROOM WHICH SERIOUSLY REDUCES THE JOY OF WATCHING THE EPISODE

Like seriously there's nothing I love more than watch movies (and cry) in the privacy of my bedroom but I also love to snack when I watch something and the thing is my brother has a no-food-in-the-bedroom rule and I could just watch downstairs but then I won't have the privacy D:

I'M TORN

#firstworldproblems

[abbottcows]

[thedoctorsinvisibleassistant]

I was tagged by supercalvin

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Rule 1: Always post the rules.

Rule 2: Answer all the questions asked.

Rule 3: Tag 11 people and create your own 11 questions.

Rule 4: Let the people you tagged know.

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My Questions:

1.      What was the first thing you ever shipped in a fandom?

Johnlock. It was always Johnlock and ever will be.

2.      What was the first thing you shipped before you knew what shipping was?

Romione, I always knew that I wanted them to be together but I could never think of why or a word to say what I meant... and now i do. I SHIP THEM SO HARD

3.      What is your favorite smell?

Freshly cute grass, and new parchment, and...

Seriously i do love both of those smells. Especially new books.

I like the smell of any food normally too, like my mum's tuna-pasta-bake(unf!!!!!) and hot chocolate fudge cake with extra, warm brownies and chocolate syrup and fresh cream... *swoon*

4.      What’s the first thing you say in the morning?

I say hi to my mu, or reply to whatever she's said. I'm always up first unless it's a Saturday.

5.      What happened in the last dream you remember?

I  was in a war. But it wasn't a real war, it was... like, the guns shot darts but they didn't hurt very much. A bit like nerf guns except real. And we were at a fair, and it was on top of a really massive tall building. When it had finished, we had to go right to the side of this building and crawl (I don't know why) along the very edge to get to the escalator thingys so we could get down. At one point there was no barriers but a ladder down the building, so naturally i got really scared and stopped crawling. Then this girl called Megan (not you Megan, another one, I would have told you if you were in my dream (others apart from mylittlephandom ignore this)) started to push me forward because I was going too slow, and being the klutz I am I fell halfway off. Now at some point I had recieved a water bottle and a pen along with the gun in my hand. In an attempt to steady myself and not die I grabbed the ladder, righted myself but lost all the content in my hands while doing so. :-( And I can't be bothered to explain the rest but yeah.

6.      How many times have you moved?

From number 1, to number 16, to number 25, to number 16. (All different streets, but in the same city.)

7.      Can you wiggle your ears? (Yes I can, if you’re wondering.)

YES I CAN, ACHIEVEMENT!

8.      Who’s your favorite famous artist?

Erm. I don't have one.

9.      Pen or pencil?

Pencil. Makes me write better :-)

10.    To what event in time would you like to travel?

Sometime in a world war so I can be a Suffragette. Hell yea!

11.    What food do you randomly crave?

*John Green and his son voice* Pustaaaaah!

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  When did you first hear your favourite band?

Are you emotionally attached to any books?

What was your first fandom?

Is there anything you just can't stand, but for absolutely no reason?

Why did you create your tumblr?

Is there a hidden meaning behind your url that no one else could guess? If not, what was your very first url?

In your opinion, who is the most iconic person to grace the earth in the last century or so (recently)?

How many followers do you have?

What are the top five best compliments you've ever received?

Do you ship Clint/Natasha? (Avengers)

Why did you choose your theme, what about it appealed to you?

[itsanidiom]

My fic is about 14000 words long, should I split it into a couple chapters when I post it (on AO3) or is one okay?

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theinconvenientchipmunk answered: I'd split it in two :) Sorry, my original ask went a bit haywire x

chibura answered: You should split the fic into 2 or 3 chapter. It would be easier for readers. Thank you.

lillystark answered: either way would be great)

Thanks for the input! :D I think I will split it in 2. I'm just never sure how people prefer to read, but I do notice when I'm reading online so much text with no break can feel a bit long and hard to read. Thanks again~!