#themalfoys

[prettygreenpills]

Lucius finding out that you are jealous about Narcissa

✾ he wants you to meet Narcissa and he would introduce her to you as an old friend ✾ would like to make a dinner for all three of you while talking with Narcissa ✾ talking about their Hogwarts years and realizing that they were together ✾ Narcissa would keep smiling at Lucius and asking him some stuff even tho they are not together anymore ✾ would keep reminding Lucius about the adventures at Hogwarts ✾ Lucius would want to keep it all friendly and would continue in talking to Narcissa, not realizing that something is not okay ✾ once he realizes that something is happening, he would check on you like “darling, is everything alright?” ✾ he would know if you would lie to him ✾ “excuse us Narcissa” ✾ he would talk it out with you in the next room leaving Narcissa in the dining room alone ✾ would make sure you know what feelings he has towards you ✾ making it up to you after the dinner (do with this information whatever you want) ✾ “I love only and only you petal”

[thisfanficdoesnotexist]

This Voldemort/Lucius talk is cool and all but I know damn well Draco’s Bogart is an empty container of hair gel. 

[heymxrvel]

angsty dramione bc why not 😈

[prettygreenpills]

a late night tought ੈ✩‧₊˚

Lucius&Narcissa

Imagine that they thought they couldn’t have children. Narcissa just took a pregnancy test and she started crying from happiness when she saw two lines. She ran to Lucius to tell him the news and that was the reason why Narcissa treated Draco how she did and why Lucius was that cold to his own son every single time - he was already getting okay with the thought of that they couldn’t have children. When Draxo was about 6yo, he ran to Narcissa with a white rose in his hands and she picked him up, letting her son putting the flower into her hair. She sat him on her hip and they walked at the Malfoy Manor like this, while Lucius was watching them from the other side of the corridor. Once, Lucius walked into Draco’s bedroom, finding Narcissa singing to him to help their son with falling asleep. He leant against the doors and listened to his wife in silence. That was the moment when he realized that he loved his son, but he wanted his son to be as loyal as he was, so he continued in treating him the same. He didn’t show him how he loved him. Narcissa begged to Lucius to start treating Draco like his son when he was older, but Draco already got used to it. When Lucius wanted to change, he got a cold response from Draco and that made him freeze at that level. They couldn’t have a good family relationship only because of that Lucius wasn’t ready to have children.

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Ever think about how haunted the Manor must be post war? Like that place is CRAWLING with ghosts and Draco just has to deal with them. I just know he gets wayyyyyy to involved in the petty drama. He’s been trying to set up the old Muggle studies professor and Mrs. Parkinson for years but NO she’s dating his grandmothers portrait. 

[thisfanficdoesnotexist]

The Harry Potter books ranked according to how On-His-Bullshit Draco Malfoy was.

 7: Deathly Hallows. He was just so out of it, my mans couldn’t do shit. Points for trying to turn him over to Voldemort tho.

 6: Sorcerer’s Stone. Not a strong start Draco, all you really did was get detention and bale on a duel. Surprised Harry even bothered hating you tbh.

5: Goblet of Fire. Ok so he did spy for a corrupt newspaper but honestly the most evil thing he did this year was make buttons. Potter stinks but so do your ideas buddy. 

 4: Order of the Phoenix. He wrote a song, a whole song, like points for drama my guy. Other than that he just took house points, abused his power, and became a student cop, acab baby. 

 3: Chamber of Secrets. Little huddy got nothing on him huh. Also played the PTA parent card, also owned slaves, also got hyped about a cats murder. Stop using slurs and drink your pumpkin juice kid your twelve.

 2: Half Blood Prince. He might’ve been depressed as hell but he also almost killed a man. Draco, take your meds and kill a bitch, he has it coming. 

 1: PRISONER OF AZKABAN OH MY GOD. This man really said, “oh a bird scratched me because I didn’t obey safety guidelines,,,,, might fuck around and get him executed.” 

[thisfanficdoesnotexist]

How are you going to love Draco Malfoy but disrespect James Potter? They are two cheeks on the same ass sweetheart. 

[thisfanficdoesnotexist]

All I’m saying is that I’ve never met a straight Slytherin.