#dracoredemptionarc

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This Voldemort/Lucius talk is cool and all but I know damn well Draco’s Bogart is an empty container of hair gel. 

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The Harry Potter books ranked according to how On-His-Bullshit Draco Malfoy was.

 7: Deathly Hallows. He was just so out of it, my mans couldn’t do shit. Points for trying to turn him over to Voldemort tho.

 6: Sorcerer’s Stone. Not a strong start Draco, all you really did was get detention and bale on a duel. Surprised Harry even bothered hating you tbh.

5: Goblet of Fire. Ok so he did spy for a corrupt newspaper but honestly the most evil thing he did this year was make buttons. Potter stinks but so do your ideas buddy. 

 4: Order of the Phoenix. He wrote a song, a whole song, like points for drama my guy. Other than that he just took house points, abused his power, and became a student cop, acab baby. 

 3: Chamber of Secrets. Little huddy got nothing on him huh. Also played the PTA parent card, also owned slaves, also got hyped about a cats murder. Stop using slurs and drink your pumpkin juice kid your twelve.

 2: Half Blood Prince. He might’ve been depressed as hell but he also almost killed a man. Draco, take your meds and kill a bitch, he has it coming. 

 1: PRISONER OF AZKABAN OH MY GOD. This man really said, “oh a bird scratched me because I didn’t obey safety guidelines,,,,, might fuck around and get him executed.” 

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So that fanfic my friend and I are writting? This is my OC for it. Her name is Meridan Kristler, she’s a spunky Slytherin pureblood with a thirst for adventure and a hatred of blood purity. Seeing as how this is set during the trio’s time at hogwarts we wanted to have a Slytherin point of view and show them as 3D characters. She is family friends with Draco Malfoy, friends with the trio although it’s a little rough, and best friends with our other OC March Monet. She often buts heads with Harry seeing as they are so alike. 

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Psych Major Part Of Brain: Your upbringing explains your actions, it does not excuse them. Draco should be held accountable for his actions and be given room to grow as a person :)

Part of Brain That Grew Up In A Dysfunctional Family: FUCK LUCIUS MALFOY!! ME AND ALL MY HOMIES HATE LUCIUS MALFOY!! LOOK AT WHAT YOU DID, YOU RUINED A PERFECTLY GOOD KID, HE”S GOT ANEXITY AND PTSD NOW YOU PIECE OF SHIT!!! I HOPE NARCISSA KILLS YOU!!

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Draco Lucius Malfoy

House: Slytherin

Blood status: Pureblood

Birthday: June 5th 1980

Zodiac: Gemini

Sexuality: Bisexual

Traits: smart, creative, scared, arrogant, ignorant (taught), manipulated, deeply ashamed of himself, isolated, insecure. 

So we’re kind of putting Draco threw the ringer in this fic but it had to be done. Giving him the development Rowling couldn’t. 

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Draco Malfoy is the living embodiment of the “It’s the _ for me,” meme. 

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Draco and Hermione, two full grown adults, both have midnight sun on pre-order. They have blocked out time to read and discus with each other. Draco is team Edward, Hermione is team Better for Bella. Ron hasn’t stopped crying since the book was confirmed, he was team Jacob.