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Seth: I'm just saying next time I'll beat you.

Tundra: And I'm saying I already beat you twice.

Seth: The first time was a tie.

Tundra: And the second?

Seth: There were no witnesses.

Seth: Come on, I wasn't that drunk.

Tundra: You tried to colour in Scyanatha's face with highlighter because you said she was important.

Seth: She is!

Ace is a Feral Cheld

Screm: *squeaks*

Ace: *licks Screm’s face* {salty}

Liam: *eyes narrow* What happened in there?

Screm: N-n-nothing!

In the car -- (aka Going Home to NM) pt. 1

Tony: So where are we going, anyways?

Me: New Mexico.

*moment of silence*

Loki: What.

Me: I would have thought you knew about this. Are you okay with going to New Mexico again?

Loki: ...I'll be alright.

Me: Kay, I mean, we could always get -

Loki: No, we are NOT getting Strange.

Later, when it's just Tony and me for Reasons and we're in an Indian gas station, like legit Indian not Native American.

Tony: I-

Me: No, I am not buying you anything for a garage that I do not have.

Tony: awww

one ship

as Garak is frantically trying to turn off the station shutdown protocols...

Garak: "Doctor, what exactly is it about this situation that's making you smile?"

Bashir: "You, Garak. I wonder how many other tailors can rewrite Cardassian security protocols?"

Garak: "I wouldn't even venture a guess. But that reminds me, those pants you wanted altered are ready to be picked up."

Bts derps.

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