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[motherofsharingan]

@thetoaddaddy

Both are… tasty

Mikoto blinked owlishly at him. Of course with how buzzed she was, she mistook his words. Octopus she can understand and -

“You sir, cannot eat Midnight,” she started out with a slight slur as she jabbed his chest, then his nose. “But you can eat me instead.”

[kagami--uchiha]

@thetoaddaddy

“Where and when did you become easy to manage?” 🤨

"Whaaaaat? I am literally the most innocent, most softest, most kindest, most fitting under your desk space little bean out there. You can even carry me around while I purr at you like a cat..." He's good at feigning innocence, but they both know better.

[minds-interlinked]

@thetoaddaddy // continued from [X]

The blonde smiled, reaching a hand out to the nape of his neck and pulling him in for a passionate kiss. She really needed him now. Craved his touch, and was in no way afraid to show it. "I appreciate it, you know? How willing you are to tend to my needs." She murmured softly to him, looking straight into his eyes as if to convey her sincerity. "Definitely feeling lucky to have you all to myself."

[motherofsharingan]

She let out a soft purr as she leaned in to nip at his neck. “I’ve always wanted a large family, more children. Now that I have you..” Miko trailed kisses up to Jiraiya’s mouth. “Let’s make a large family. I do mean as many children as you could possibly want. Hell.. I’d give you ten if you’d let me. Since it, er.. you know. Takes two.”

@thetoaddaddy

[taoreshi]

Jiraiya gripped the front of Haruka’s tattered shirt. He was annoyed, frustrated, and has had enough of being followed by some freak with a notebook keeping tabs on him. 

The intake and concentration of nature chakra around them was strong enough to taste. Anyone who came across this might think he was ready to merk Haruka. Alas the truth was more complicated. He was irritated and acting irrational all damn month. The reason he didn’t want to share but if his little shadow was going to torture him with inquiries he may as well be useful. 

“I’m in need of relief. If you’re going to piss me off and pester me all the damn time…” He trails off for a moment. “You said you would do anything to help me. You care to test your loyalty?” 

He thought it was very clear what he was asking. He slides himself closer until his body presses against the freak that won’t leave him alone. 

Diligence was the mantra Haruka sold his life to; complete and absolute. And it had long since transcended the little scroll that once defined the scope of his duties, and more importantly, where they terminated. But rules had to be bent and sometimes broken, lest they become a hindrance to what they originally were meant to uphold. Judgement had to be exercised. And it was that same judgement Haruka used to remain indifferent to Jiraiya's outburst as those fists curled into his strained, tearing shirt.

"My loyalty?" Haruka echoed, that ever blank gaze falling upon his charge, beyond and through into some intangible aether. Jiraiya had been acting strange of late. And now the air seemed to prickle with it, made his hair stand on end as it would right before a shiver. Like something was holding its breath. Haruka's certainly hitched as Jiraiya's warm body pressed flush against his own. This... this was a test. Haruka was certain of it. His breath shallowed to find the answer. Gradually, pale hands lightly rested atop Jiraiya's balled fists, acknowledging their frustration. Solemnly, Haruka shut his eyes, squeezing Jiraiya's hands a little when he muttered, "Say the word, and it will be done." In the end, it did not matter what it was. He would not back away from the challenge merely under the intimidation of the unknown. Someone else could judge if it was loyalty or foolishness.

[kagami--uchiha]

Jiraiya ran his hands along Kagami’s sides. His eyes looking over the other’s form. All he wanted was to be a damn dirty fool. 

“I’ve missed you… and you happen to come home when I’m at my most feral.” He leans in with a smile that spelled danger and mischief. “Did you plan that? You think you can handle all of me at my worst?” 

His hands slid under the fitted material of Kagami’s shirt before lifting it up just a little. It was just enough to see some skin and tease the nerves there with a feathery touch. 

Kagami shuddered lightly at the touch, a pleasant and welcome sensation he loved to indulge himself into. While he always missed Jiraiya while he was away from him, he is always surprised with the realisation of how much his body yearned for these touches. It's like a drug, addictive, soothing and seductive.

He always desired all of his lover.

"Perhaps I did~.", he said in that teasing, velvety voice, letting his arms rest loosely over those broad shoulders. Feeling the softness of each strand as he let his hands get lost in that white mane, a beautiful contrast to his own black curls. Sometimes, Kagami thought, this man could be the only cause for his downfall. (And he is, mostly when he falls onto his knees...). "You know I love it when you go feral on me~." And with that, he shuffled his body closer, first connecting at the hips before their bodies slowly came flush together.

He bit his lower lip, before he whispered over Jiraiya's: "So don't hold back~."

[motherofsharingan]

@thetoaddaddy

Jiraiya sighs loudly in frustration. He’s been a menace but that didn’t seem to calm his frustration and pent up energy. The call was an annoying drone in his head. If he knew all this would happen he wouldn’t have done all that stupid sage training! 

“Sorry…. I don’t want you to… be afraid.” He said quietly. 

His hands on either side of her, boxing her against the wall. The signs of the sage jutsu showing in the change of his eyes and shape of his teeth. “You should leave if you don’t want this.” 

Initially there had been a mix of both confusion and fear when she was boxed in like this. Onyx immediately picked up the differences of her husband’s features. Teeth. Eyes. Something felt off. Different. Powerful.

Her mouth opened but no sound came out. She closed her mouth seconds later as she met his eyes. No, she wouldn’t leave. She couldn’t. Not because there wasn’t opportunity to, but because she didn’t want to. She knew he wouldn’t hurt her. That’s the type of trust she had for Jiraiya.

So instead.. arms snaked carefully around the man’s neck. “I won’t leave,” Mikoto started after finally finding her voice. She brought his body closer to hers.

“You can have whatever you want from me.” She added, easily sealing her fate to him.

[infernoparadis]

@thetoaddaddy: Well…. Peepaw could change that no plans to bed plans

"I mean... I don't have anything better to do today..." It was a miracle Deidara had remembered his own birthday today.