#theweirdirishone

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im going to cry my laundry hamper smells like spoilt milk emilee why

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emILEE JUST HAD HER FIRSDT FUDADGE A ROUND I'M CRYNING

ADN THEN WSHE SAIDTHA T IT WASN'T THE BEST THING EVER

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My best friend just played the violin for me over the phone for thirty minutes and she played Carry On My Wayward Son and I WAS CRYING SHE IS SO TALENTED AND THEN SHE MADE A TWEETY ABOUT ME AND NOW SHE IS ENJOYING A SHOWER

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well, it seems vigilianmafiaprincess attacks innocent people's tumblrs while they're having holy water splashed on them i'm okay though i retaliated with salt and now she and emilee are dueling with mahoongas

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My friends' sister has figured out flying cars. Fill the wheels with helium. Young genius here.

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My dad just sent me an email saying he signed me and my brother-in-law up for lightsaber training and Emilee played the Sherlock theme on violin for me and I've literally never been so happy in my life.

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Sometimes when I talk to my friends I realize that it really sucks that I only can successfully write serious fantasy/science fiction about adults. If I wanted to write a humorous semi-drama about teenagers I'd have enough material to write something the length of the entire fucking Babysitter's Club.