#they succeed

[weepingtalecowboy]

The complete set

The timeline after the hero of time is split into three

And we know for sure that twilight is related to time

But because sheik x link x Malon is a ship that the fandom has quite a bit of content for and people theorized that legend is a part of the royal family

Let’s add him as well as related to time lol (and by extension as related to sky)

Why..

Because it would be very cursed and therefore hilarious (two kids from different timelines that the parents happily share together)

Because that makes any interaction with lullaby and Malon very cursed

Malon was understanding off timeline differences and after finding out about her children / descendants

She was happy to let legend be part of her family(he was absolutely not crying about it at all when she said he was welcome any day)

lullaby was insisting that legend can stay if he wants

Because his life sounds like a crime she has to fix

Because any member of the royal family would be accepted as a heir

Then proceeds to straight up make it official no matter how many laws of nature it breaks (she already broke enough of those so what’s a few more…)

Twilight was also happy to have lots of parental figures

And wind was considered as adoption bait for a while because they wanted the full set of the hero of time successors

And then also dragged along only not officially adopted because he had warriors who very much wanted to stay parent lol

The entire trio is just so casual about their secret kids that apparently came out of nowhere but are actually genuinely real

Like

Lullaby: “yeah this is My son and I was totally hiding him .. but no longer with it now he is officially part of the royal family.. no time travel or anything”

Malon: “and I also have a son he also was totally being hidden as well… they’re both our sons …. No other reason you haven’t seen them like ever””

Talon : “I really don’t know how that happened but I guess I have grandchildren now”

Time was just chilling as it went down and was relishing in the chaos that the public brought

He was born to be cryptic his entire existence was based around it

He is a fairy child at heart lol

[0luna123]

Soren and Terry take up an instrument each in an attempt to impress Corvus, they end up recreating whatever tdp's equivalent of 5 dollar hot dog meme is

[feah-leah]

Davis, hiding and trying to sneak out: We need to distract Elder McKinley.

Arnold, hiding: Right.

Zelder, also hiding: How are we going to do that? He's super perceptive.

Kevin: I'll kiss him. That'll distract him.

Zelder: Wait, what?

Arnold: Thank you so much.

Kevin: Oh no, I'm not doing this for you. He didn't smile at me this morning and I'm angry about it.

[covertleathers]

Disco AU - Rook accidentally tries to get a hitman to dance with them while he's in the middle of a job at the discotheque.

[roosterbox]

Queue limit update

FOUND IT!

Finally fucking found it!

Been queuing posts like crazy since June, but I finally got there.

Want to know what the limit is? I bet you do! Not that any of you would be as crazy as me to queue so much, but still.

So the estimate of 900 wasn’t too far off. And I think it used to be like 314, so this is a major improvement.

Now, to burn through all these queued posts, lol.

[xiaoluclair]

tits with feathers. do you like?

cute and chirpy for other birds, we are the same in all but result.

[lucy-frostblade]

Peter, Pandora, Dorcas, and Marlene find a way to make a group chat in which they discuss all the ways they shall meddle to get the dumb gays together (james and reg, sirius and remus, lily and mary, even and barty)

YES