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“If God demands it, then we can’t help it” A cycle born through pain and scorn Reaper, sir, don’t you take me yet While these thoughts fill my head
Could I try? Could changing leave me gratified? Even if it’s not What you wanted for my afterlife
AU of LU where everything is exactly the same except for the fact that all of the Chain went through speedrun routes of their games. Wild is Any%, Time is 100% for MM and Any% for OoT, Twilight is Low% (specifically a version of it with the 12 hour rupee slide), and honestly, you pick the rest.
Wind is either sky barrier skip % in windwaker (which is ridiculously hard to achieve but nowadays possible )
Or any % because if you can’t beat the fucking barrier around Hyrule’s castle you will be playing the game completely normally but as efficiently as possible with some minor glitches
Windwaker speed runs no barrier skip any % are actually 3 plus some hours at the best possible times I think
It is it’s own category and both have potential for greatness
Imagine an attempted barrier skip run but wind fucking failed the glitch to skip both barriers and had to play the normal any % route because the timer was still ticking
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you know you’re fucked when you start to get the “they would not fucking say that” feeling about The Character’s canon dialogue. no hope at all
Question:
what the hell would mozzarella, fettuccine and burnt cheese even think should they see golden cheese in fallen ancients
Cause her lack of bird wings and overall new look really does not inspire that much confidence
Wait … if she doesn’t get her awakening
Would she even be able to bring them back
Witches that would be heartbreaking
Like… that would be really messed up
Goldie about to feel a minuscule amount of the despair that bice felt
But if she can’t bring her citizens back isn’t her bargain with bice meaningless
because all she is essentially protecting is two living corpses ( fettuccine, smoked cheese) and a kingdom of graves
Never even considered this option before and I can confidently say that I am not fond of this
But damn the angst
THE ANGST !!!!!!!
(Obviously you can do what you want but this will haunt my conscience eternally now)
Yeah that's gonna be a fun time for Golden Cheese, having everyone she knows comment on the new bug wings /s
And funny that you mention the whole "She's essentially just protecting a bunch of corpses", cause I am actually planning on bringing that up in the story. But it's really just what she was doing before with the golden city except worse somehow
Ah Y E S ,
The pinnacle of mental health ,
Golden cheese cookie
Bill and his cringe son
This resemblance was why bill insisted on teaching caine piano lessons
Because he took after bill in everything else
Caine is literally their secret love child
Whenever people compare caine and bill I keep thinking about the implications of a denture dude being amongst the henchmaniacs…
Even worse bill's parents have two eyes and were red and blue
New crack ship discovery … billteeth 🥀
Shadowed Act I: Penumbra
By @not-freyja and @gia-d
Wind is no stranger to monsters.
Two adventures taught him more than any boy ought to know about them. About the way they fight, the way they think. About what it takes to make a monster.
This third adventure wants to test that. All across time there are monsters that are worse than they ought to be. Stronger. Smarter. Faster. Harder and harder to kill.
Still, Wind is no stranger to monsters. Which is why when a ninth Link joins the Chain, he knows that there is something… wrong.
Something very, very wrong.
We've finally wrapped up Act 1 of Shadowed, and it only took us 40 chapters! And now I can share the cover art!
Was feeling like replaying beast yeast episode 5 and 6
then thought about the implications of cheese being able to control the crumbs of the kulfi to make a key
Like wait a minute didn’t she also collect every crumb of every single one of her citizens (said in the same arc by smoked cheese)
She collected every one of them…which must have been her just piecing together cookies by herself surrounded by the crumbs of even more of her perished treasures for quite a while
she would have put all of them to rest by herself as well…like damn imagine putting everyone you ever loved into boxes day after day and everyone seemed to be given resting rites as well because fettuccine is a mummy meaning that a random young citizen was wrapped and mummified properly and all the other golden cheese citizen would be as well I assume
Did she do it similarly to the kulfi key (cause girl seemed weirdly proficient at collecting “sand” that is hard to control made through crumbling even with very weakened powers )
Cheese your elemental affinity is meant to be EARTH not corpses (really puts earthBREAD into perspective)
(burning spice already pulling up a war crime list of things that he expects his favorite sparing partner to do with such a power… I mean she is creating weapons from the sands made entirely up from dead spices surely she could make a weapon from less dead ones/j)
Why can she control crumbled “sand” in the first place and why is it never discussed because that alone would make her absolutely terrifying especially in an bad end au
just hypothetical btw this isn’t a request just want to know if anyone else noticed this because damn that is an insane power that is just overlooked
Probably has something to do with the souljam of creation
she absolutely spend god knows how long just putting corpses back together, so is it any wonder she had a panic attack at the thought of seeing white lily again?
”Cheese your elemental affinity is meant to be EARTH not corpses (really puts earthBREAD into perspective)”
Well the map of earthbread does look like the corpse of a giant cookie, so maybe all earth IS technically corpse dust anyway? (So does that imply Golden Cheese could basically be like that one blood bender lady from ATLA is she really wanted too?)
“burning spice already pulling up a war crime list of things that he expects his favorite sparing partner to do with such a power…”
Idk, I kinda feel like it would be the opposite actually? Cause part of the reason Burning Spice destroys shit is he feels like it’s the only way to ever truly change anything, so if anything, piecing corpses back together and refusing to let them go would probably be somewhat offensive to him I think?
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I am organizing a lights out protest on tumblr, from March 20th 6AM UTC until March 21st 6AM UTC. It is best if as many tumblr users as possible can join this protest, as a mass downtime in users is the only way the tumblr staff will listen to us.
If you cherish this hellsite, participate. Do your bit. Every person counts.
Thank you for reading, and to @staff @changes: give us our tumblr back, or the people will migrate somewhere else. This is a threat.
Breaking my hiatus( literally cus my dad died) to post this cus it pisses me off what Tumblr is doing.
@staff @changes yall suck
May me throw this big ah 4K analysis of eternal sugar and golden cheese and how those two mirror each other
Would honestly say that golden cheese would get hard core triggered over sugar's entire existence
(like actually she would be so uncomfortable during the hollysugar episodes)
Because it’s all her toxic traits shoved into her face
( like looking into a carnival mirror it looks nothing like you but still it is you’re face that shows up distorted on that very mirror )
Eternal sugar and golden cheese are mirrors too an uncanny degree
Both have safe havens
both have their soul jams in their crowns (and wings on said crown)
Both have color schemes similar in nature
(cheese has blue, red , white and sugar has the pastel version of them being pink, sky blue and white gradient rose …with both have very subtle blues on their wings )
also obviously wings
Both have followers who aid them in controlling their havens (pavlova, the sugar angels , mozzarella and the cheese gang and cheese birds)
Both have followers who deserted because they wanted to leave ( smoked cheese and sugar fly)
Both prevent people from leaving at expense of their lives
(much more indirect for cheese because it’s passive for her but still if a citizen leaves the golden city they are literally just dead)
Both have indirect effects on their followers that harm them as a result
( mind tampering for cheese and pheromones for sugar while sugar obviously has much more intent of harm then cheese she doesn’t outright harm her followers she just attracts the harm to them or immobilizes them)
Both destroyed their safe havens because of outside influences they cared about
(hollyberry and ginger gang)
Both preserve their followers in stasis to preserve their “happiness”
(jam bottle , stone statues and the soul cheeses and digital world)
Both surveil their sacred places through dubious means
Like sugar's whole place is covered in eyes she has them everywhere but golden cheese takes that stuff even further her whole crispia arc begins with her marzipan bots handing out penalties to the ginger gang and co,…
For literally just mentioning golden cheese in anything but complete and utter benevolence you receive a punishment in the golden city
(that shit is insane, golden cheese what the actual fuck , you can’t just penalize your citizens for constructive criticism, this is absolute madness)
And no way eternal suger would tolerate criticism from other cookies over her paradise
(one too many complains and you get jammed or turned to stone )
They both have absolute control over their paradise nothing but a souljam owner can even hope to contest their influence when they are in their realm of power and they abuse that power constantly
(Until smoked cheese caught golden cheese off guard and took the souljam nothing could have happened to golchi
she wasn’t listening to anyone, she has brainwashed her citizens into believing the war doesn’t exist
and even with the soul jam she took him down if she never got her shit together she would have stayed like that and nothing could have been done about it
The same way how eternal sugar can drown her whole garden
Turn everyone to stone, or place them in jam jars
Until she herself changed her mind and listened to hollyberry nobody could have done anything about her or the garden of delights)
Their sheer might makes any choice an illusion of one
fettuccine can make the choice to leave only because golden cheese allowed it
Hollyberry was only allowed to leave because eternal sugar decided that she will allow it for now
Hell even their title cards are similar if you look at them they are both towering over their places and have their wings take up the entire screen with them glancing down at it surrounded by their followers
(the exact same look on their faces even only Sugar has her wings surrounding the whole garden while cheese hasn’t gone THAT for)
Both only want happiness for their citizens and achieve it by ANY means necessary even at their follower’s own detriment
(sugrfly's ruined wings and fettuccine’s soul damage only happened because both neglected their followers immediate health for their objective “happiness” )
Both have a gatekeeper to keep people IN (brunt cheese and the warden of hearts)
Both are possessive , prideful in their very nature and extremely sweet and gentle when not provoked and want to bring genuine joy to their people
They both love with their entire heart and genuinely want what they think is best for the people they treasure (which is what makes them hella scary)
If smoked and cheese ended up in the garden of delights bro will have an actual heart attack because of how much sugar reminds him of cheese
in the objectively worst way imaginable she is the golden cheese of the golden city at her WORST
The worst possible version of golden cheese will always be eternal sugar
(it’s literally horrifying how their core personality traits are just the exact same they suffer from the same overindulgence)
Even golden cheese will probably feel genuinely pained when she gets compared to eternal sugar because like
“…am I really that close to being like a beast that got locked away for good…should I be worried…?”
(Yes sweetheart you should be VERY worried)
Also the thematic aspect of how they mirror each other it would work wonders to drive that particular situation into her head smoked's hatred for her came because she acted similarly like this
Her desire to bring joy and happiness to her treasure was harming those very treasures and only she has the power to stop herself from overindulgence
(paralleling her saying that greed should never harm others to smoked cheese ironically enough)
She should hang out with sugar instead of bice because sugar would have made her feel terrible for simply being herself
Sugar would treat her like an equal who sees her vision should they ever meet fr/j
Also her beast yeast awakening is named wings of eternity while ETERNAL sugar exists which is hilarious
On top of this entire nonsense we also have another link
In Dante’s inferno hell and purgatory is built with layers and the sins are stacked upon each other
(it’s relevant me promise…me swear that I am not bad shit insane for this)
The lighter the sin the higher up it is
And if you look closely …
Greed is above sloth but only by one layer
(Avarice and greed mean the same darn thing why must we be fancy)
Isn’t it intriguing that the titles that are associated with golden cheese and eternal sugar are kept separate from each other by only one single layer
Wow, that was so in depth I’m not sure if I can really add anything more to it tbh!
But yeah, it really is kinda funny just how similar those two are
Soooooo I hear we’re stabbing the leader of Rhoam? …right?
Okay uhhhh if I say BY13-14-15 is not canon who's with me
IM WITH YOU, WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT
That’s why we create our own canon
They could have had pretended just long enough to give at least a hint of a good resolution for the beasts before going to play with their favorite doll
But no , once more the beast get shoot for a tiny bit more blue clown propaganda
It doesn’t bother me that there is a clear favorite it is bothering me that the other characters suffer from negligence at expense of shadow milk
They could have made the ending decent for every single beast while keeping shadow milk in the spotlight
I've decided to start plugging my ears and hallucinate an actually good story for all the new episodes
Fr
Beast yeast is finally not as disjoint as it was prior and everyone makes reasonable decisions
And the ginger gang initially got to stay home and build their silly kingdom together because pure vanilla refused to sent three minors on an expedition to a well known to be dangerous and threatening continent (clotted cream finally relevant…is this real chat)
And the cookie alliance finally acts as an actual alliance
chili pepper cookie is finally plot relevant for once
The cookie run kingdom in my head is infinitely better than the current one
I was rereading LU comic yesterday, and I was wondering why so many fanfics portray Legend as a very aggressive,mean and rude guy? Like, in the comics, he sometimes teases other boys, but he does it in a kind way. Honestly, the way Legend is described in fanfics is more suited to Warrior or Four, because, especially at the beginning of the story, they are both very brash, very secretive, sometimes even aggressive. I don't blame anyone for how you describe this character. I'm genuinely curious why this character has become so stereotypically portrayed.
on top of that the actual stereotypes that people tend to use
Which is the broody veteran and the grim hero
because they link (heh) it together with his experience
they want a grim and unfriendly hero because of how much he experienced because he isn’t a lil bean baby
It is a bit of the if it isn’t white it must be black type thinking
This type of two way designation obviously doesn’t work on actually well rounded characters or people because it literally just has two sides and no middle ground
( but many people still tend to go back to this unconsciously )
This way of thinking seems to stem from the fundamental black white values that young children hold when they first develop as people
So when legend a character who isn’t the good justice bringing absolute goody two shoes…
but a complicated young man who has experienced a lot of trauma yet still finds ways to cope and have fun when he can yet still very much struggles with social situations because of his upbringing
than they put him into black despite there being no real “justification” because there isn’t any way to put him into white because it would require critical thinking and evaluation of moral beliefs
And to justify it they exaggerate any negative trait into oblivion until the character they created isn’t even remotely legend shaped because those people have trouble with nuance
But neither are the other links free of this curse btw
sky ,four , wind and Hyrule get the lil guy treatment and it sucks in the exact opposite way
Warriors ,twilight and time( and also sky sometimes ) suffer from old righteousness hero syndrome where they are always right or old cranky man syndrome and the plot bends over backwards to ensure it
And legend is the outsider who gets flagged as threatening because he is neither of those basically
they massacred my boys completely
Hehe 💨
Do they secretly smile to themselves whenever they pass wind while walking
Cause that the kind of terrible humor I am getting from them
As a bug fan the whole scarab bit actually would still work with the themes of roach and being considered lowly and disgusting
Scarabs are the aura farming relative in the bettle family (they are colorful,pretty and huge beautiful creatures and fly like a cryptid towards you with ominous noises)
But bettles are referred to as dungbugs for a reason
(but honestly it is just bullshit because literally every single bug…even the butterfly wouldn’t pass up free nutrients so it literally boils down to pretty privilege )
If we go this way we would have dungbug and cockroach as a duo both are really pretty looking in rare cases even colorful but the common folk only sees them as vermin and pests and it fits thematically as they both are very similar
And also because bettles are notoriously well known collectors of nutritional treasures (listen bugs are crazy resourcful and they take advantage of the excess nutrients in feces that stuff is genuine treasure to them)
and guard their larva fiercely (like previously mentioned it feels ominous when the fly at you in full power stance making evil hissing noises…and their huge )
like cheese collects treasures and protects the soul cheeses (argument can also be made that she encased them in a safe space safe from most harm like a bettle)
By that point she should own it because ancient Egypt literally warshipped (and in many cases still warships) them and they were totally right for it)
Hell some of her collection items for the alliance battles are scarab related (there is a bettle pin)
She literally has a scarab on her wing motive when awakened
She should own that shit as hard as possible she afterall represents an aspect of him already
(go collect shiny armor to look even more bettle and go full Egyptian symbol of rebirth, resurrection and transformation)
from The god of the midday sun Ra too Kephri the god of the rising sun
Cause listen this is literally what happens once Ra exhausted himself from the long and hard flight through the sky and uses up all his energy he gets reborn in the new shape of Kephri who pushes the sun to take to the sky once more every new day
Kephri is a reborn form of Ra that takes the journey to the sky at dawn to become the new Ra and dies with the dusk and resurrects with dawn once more as the new Ra a cycle of rebirth and resurrection
(and I am totally not crazy for this when I say that golden cheese DEFINITELY represents the radiance of Ra on midday, and this is making my nerd mythology cringe brain go and say that fallen ancient golden cheese is as Kephri coded as any iteration of her could ever get like the fallen sun is also Kephri theme and this comic is named fallen ancients damn somehow this comic hit the themes of Ra and Kephri PERFECTLY on accident)
I am losing my mind
You know what? I do kinda like the idea of her eventually learning to just own it. It definitely wouldn't be a quick or easy process, buy you know, eventually she would
(And thanks for the interesting mythology lesson. I had never heard of Khepri before)
scene from a fic I have not yet written. For a vague amount of context: Elle is alive and went out in the woods to teach Shelby how to track (for Bigfoot :)
