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[enidtendo64]

The most important friendship on Wednesday tbh

[wildcardjgambit]

Y/N: Thing, I know that you're not the type who goes on a date, but I think I found a match for you.

Y/N then shows Thing a severed left hand of a female.

Y/N: Thing, this is Ash. Ash, this is Thing.

In their hand language.

Ash: Hello, Thing.

Thing: Nice to meet you, Ash.

*Sometime later when Y/N walks back in to Ophelia Hall.*

Y/N: Hey Thing, I'm sorry to bother you if you're busy with your date, but can I borrow Ash for a min-?

Thing and Ash: 👉👌

Y/N: ... Never mind.

Y/N closes the door and walks out of the room when Wednesday, who coincidentally bumps into him just walking out.

Wednesday: What were you doing in my room?

Y/N: Do not go in there! Whoo!

[brenshor]

H-Heboo? Wenbay? Weeeennnnnnbaaaaayyyyyy? Done with barkies now, found goof stick!!! Can come back insides now??? Hebboooo?? Ting! Agnies! Open! Door!

[psychiatricwarfare]

no matter what they do to make the addams family more Twisted and Murderous and Scary and Cruel, nothing will ever be as subversive as the original show

one thing i wish modern addams family adaptations understood is that the addamses were never sadistic serial killers or anything like that. they were a lot more similar to masochists, adrenaline junkies maybe, regularly hurting themselves & putting themselves in danger with great pleasure. sure, they did inflict pain onto one another, but it doesn't feel sadistic. they aren't taking pleasure from inflicting pain or humilation, they do it because they love each other and know that's what one another enjoys. shooting each other with poison-tipped darts is fun for them! they get great joy from being shot at with poison-tipped darts, even better if they actually get hit!

pugsley isn't wednesday's victim, they actively play together willingly, often with explosives and sharp objects because that's what they think is fun!!!! they have manners, they are kind, they are charitable, and deeply compassionate. yes, people are terrified of them because the addams believe that their behaviour is completely normal and that everyone else is having tons of fun while hanging out with them. theyre a bunch of goth masochistic adrenaline junkies who have absolutely no idea that other people think they're completely off the wall bonkers insane. the addams family are not cartoonishly evil monsters. theyre literally just supposed to be Freaks™ they were never meant to be evil or malicious or cruel in any capacity

theyre literally such silly, loving, fun people who like weird things. thats it. theyre not murderers, theyre not even sadists (not that sadism is a bad thing btw! im just saying the addamses arent sadists bc the joy they get has nothing to do with inflicting pain onto others), theyre just really weird and it freaks out the people who meet them. i feel like the movies (+ wednesday) really miss the point of the original show and fall into exactly what every Character Of The Week did in the show. they assumed they were these scary evil murderers bc of how they look and how different they are. but if you pay attention, if you stay and see how they really are, youd see theyre not evil or murderous or whatever else

theyre just different! theres absolutely no reason to be afraid of them, sure, getting knives thrown at your head can be scary! but those addamses have reallyy bad aim, so they'll probably almost never actually hit you! but by jove, doesn't that adrenaline rush feel good?

[social-morlock]

[lorelaiblair]

if Thing runs the WednesdayNetflix account does that imply that Thing is aware that he exists within a tv show?

can Thing hop dimensions Gwenpool style or is he just all knowing?

ft.

[kraken17]

“Hello? Yes, this is Gomez Addams... Ah, Larissa! Is this about... Yes? She's done what? No! Really? That's wonderful!”

The murmur of a resigned voice echoed on the other end of the line.

“Ah, yes. Scandalous, scandalous,” Gomez replied, grinning from ear to ear, ”Morticia and I will be right over, of course!”

Gomez hung up the phone and let out a cheer before turning to Lurch and Thing, perched on the giant butler's shoulder. A smile of absolute paternal pride lit his face with maniacal gleefulness, “Thing! Lurch! My daughter is going to be expelled from her school for public fornication!”

-Excerpt from Woeful Feline (a Tale from the Wednesday-Verse), Chapter 7: In All But Name.