#this happened..

[elistired]

me: doesnt get a joke

person a: Wow you are an idiot

person b: Go kys

person c: Are you autistic?

me: Uh sorry I didn't know it was a joke, can you guys calm down and leave me alone please?

person b: No, you didn't get the sarcasm you deserve this. go die.

me: uh okay. thanks for the advice buddy.

[reshii]

I don’t even ask anymore

[derek-the-levine]

Text to Elizabeth

Derek: I'm leaving tonight. I want you to know that it doesn't matter because I love you even if you don't feel the same way. Goodbye Elizabeth.

[sahcorblg]

Teacher: what is it again..? iceland.. uh? Me and my bff: -dick Me: *realization in 10 seconds* Class: *laughes* Teacher:.. um yea, icelandic. Me: oH MY GOD

[akanedee]

“This cardigan is positively SMASHING..!”

I haven’t drawn Eyebrows McGee in a long time and I saw a cute union jack cardi on ebay so

[r4venxx]

Discussing why I won't go see a movie with my mum

Mum: I'll go see Breaking Dawn Part 2 with you

Me: No, not after the Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows part 2 fiasco, you were laughing when people were dieing

Mum: You laugh all the time when people die in horror films you are always watching!!!

Me: WELL BECAUSE THEY DON'T MEAN ANYTHING TO ME LIKE REMUS, TONKS, FRED AND THE OTHERS DID! OKAY! PLUS THOSE IDIOTS ARE STUPID AS FUCK IF A HAUNTED HOUSE AND MENTAL WARD AND SHIT SAY "DO NOT ENTER" THEN DO NOT FUCKING ENTER BECAUSE YO ASS IS GOING TO DIE UP IN THAT BITCH AND THEN THEY SAY "OOOHHH DON'T KILL ME" WELL BITCH WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU EXPECT WHEN YOU ENTERED THE HAUNTED PLACES? COOKIES AND MOTHERFUCKING MILK AND SHIT LIKE YOU'RE SANTA CLAUS! NO! JUST NO!

Mum: okay... *walks away slowly*

[thottoddy]

baby you light up  my dash like nobody else

the way that you tag those sets gets me overwhelmed