Discussing why I won't go see a movie with my mum
Mum: I'll go see Breaking Dawn Part 2 with you
Me: No, not after the Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows part 2 fiasco, you were laughing when people were dieing
Mum: You laugh all the time when people die in horror films you are always watching!!!
Me: WELL BECAUSE THEY DON'T MEAN ANYTHING TO ME LIKE REMUS, TONKS, FRED AND THE OTHERS DID! OKAY! PLUS THOSE IDIOTS ARE STUPID AS FUCK IF A HAUNTED HOUSE AND MENTAL WARD AND SHIT SAY "DO NOT ENTER" THEN DO NOT FUCKING ENTER BECAUSE YO ASS IS GOING TO DIE UP IN THAT BITCH AND THEN THEY SAY "OOOHHH DON'T KILL ME" WELL BITCH WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU EXPECT WHEN YOU ENTERED THE HAUNTED PLACES? COOKIES AND MOTHERFUCKING MILK AND SHIT LIKE YOU'RE SANTA CLAUS! NO! JUST NO!
Mum: okay... *walks away slowly*