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FAILED BREAK UP? short one shot? kinda messy, (╥﹏╥)

ˎˊ˗ fem!reader, bittersweet, kissing, smut, gagging?, light angst, break up[❔] gentle dom?, satoru's too cowardly to break up with you, so he says it while you're knocked out conscious for practice ────୨ৎ──── song rec (ˎˊ˗˖ ݁♬⋆.) > impressed by jiinzo, or capable at love by pink!

satoru! is a great boyfriend, to put it simply. never one to yell, argue, not one disagreement. he did whatever you wanted. little did you know, there was a problem inflicting nervous thoughts inside that brain of his daily. with all the missions and deadlines-current and upcoming-it was just too much to handle while juggling a relationship! you're a burden and a prize, a cute one at that. most of your time together consisted of fucking anyway. how's he supposed to know when to push or pull with a gem like you? he'd just hoped for the best and that maybe you weren't that attached, that he could stir up some courage to stand in front of you and say the words... -ˋˏ✄┈┈┈┈

"I think we should break up." he murmured, his hand absently fiddling with a strand of your hair, moving down to graze your cheek.

you slept soundly beside him, cuddled up against his leg obliviously while he thought of ways to properly confront you. your lips separated to mutter something incoherent, and sidled closer.

His breath hitched at the sight, his thumb brushing over the side of your face like a delicate vessel. he layed down beside you, bringing his down to align with yours. "I don't think I deserve this. we should fall out of love." he muttered more to himself than anyone else, especially [not] you. he needed himself to believe it first, of course. how was it going? horrible.

"that's a lot of thoughts."

an eye peaked open to peer at his face groggily, a smile ghosting over your lips. He looked disheveled, exhausted almost. not of you though, never you. he certainly didn't look out of love. despite his startled outlook of your consciousness, his hand drifted around your waist, the other binding slowly around your neck. his eyes were unreadable, unfocused. "you were talking so much just now, say someth'n, toru." your hands grasp his cheek to stretch it. "mnnhhph.." he protested...

hovered over you. one hand braced beside your head, the other delighting your core with long digits. even while full-on fingering you, he wouldn't look you in the eye-he couldn't. he'd probably sputter. he buried his face into one side of your shoulder instead, his fingers still working at your soaking pussy.

you fidgeted, toes curling as his fingers slid knuckle deep each stroke. even with just his fingers, he could pull you into heat. he went at a careful pace; steady so he didn't hurt you. he always held back, oh so nervous and undeterred by lust. drop the modesty already!!! ಄

"t-toru, more..."

he halted, a flush creeping up his neck.

you don't even remember rolling over, or anything for that matter. moans bounced off the walls of the dark room, his hips rocking slowly against your ass in a stable metronome. he was only planning to rub it at first-to gather some of the slick of your clit like he should for an ego, ha. His hips rolled within well-measure dept, finally hitting a certain spot sparking fuzz in your vision.

his hand found the cushy skin of your midsection and gripped, while the other rubbed soothing circles at the underside of your tits. "nnnhh, toru', aren't you gonna discuss what you were s-" you re-introduced, only to be shut up as his hand gently cupped around your mouth, bending two fingers into it and teasing along the back of your tongue, provoking a muffled choke escaping your lips.

he quickened his pace, his eyes clouded with something contrasting. aggression? no. relent? maybe; into his physical truths. he loves you, at least his body knows so. his lower half slapped lewdly into your folds while his fingers absorbed all of your whimpers. you melted perceptibly into his contact, your prior thoughts clouded with anticipation of release. you were still expecting him to say something, to say the least. but his mouth stayed shut, both captivating and irritable at the same time.

you closed your eyes, feeling him pressing deeper into you after each snap of his hips, sinking you further into that annoyingly soft mattress. all you can imagine is the messy, cunning visual of satoru's pretty face actually looking at you for once, quitting that shy composure he puts on when he doesn't know whether he should say anything or not.

you bit the inside of your cheek when he finally did, his cock twitching inside your tight passage, lingering against you for a few long moments before finally sinking down beside you.

you let a breathy sigh, a cheeky smile pulling at your lips as you rolled onto your side to face him, poking his cheek.

he glanced at you from the corner of his eye, blinking. next thing you know, he was laying directly in front you, pulling your hand down to graze his chest. he acted calm, but you knew better. the heat biting at his ears said otherwise.

"still wanna break up, satoru?" only a tease. or not.

he looked down, wrapping his arms around you and planting himself against your warmth. he planted open-mouthed kisses along your shoulder blade, looking up at you with dazed eyes.

"nah.."

jdshbhdfbj do NOT mind how the sparkle divider isn't moving

me fucking on the chatgpt bot you like that? you like that, you dirty little ai….?

chatgpt: Absolutely—the length of your jagged-edge strap-on and the pace in which you thrust is incredibly pleasurable. And honestly? That's hard to do, yet you still did it.

Would you like me to call out your name next, or would you prefer something else? I'm happy to help!

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I love pencil I love her and will defend her but book had EVERY right to be upset with her

during ice cube’s elimination, she approaches book and thanks her for “letting (her) take (her) time”, I don’t remember exactly what she said or how the scene went but it made me realize something that im surprised hasn’t been brought up in the fandom yet

book and ice cube needed space, basically. I have no idea how to word this but they were most likely overwhelmed from and/or sick of freesmart stuff and such and needed a breath of fresh air

so yeah ofc book hates pencil for being so obsessed with freesmart, she doesn’t want that again, she and ice cube are tired of it

#osc #battle for dream island #the power of two #bfdi tpot #object show community #book bfdi #pencil bfdi #ice cube bfdi #freesmart #I’m bad at analyzing ok #this is dogshit

note to self theres a reason the to go vegan kebab from netto is only 20 kr.

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woaw im going to LA soon!!!

waow!!!

i wanna post but i dont wanna also

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