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You ever got that one blorbo collecting found family like it's a dang card game?

MC: Truth or dare?

Kiro: Truth

MC: How many hours have you slept this week?

Kiro: Dare

MC: Go to sleep.

Kiro: I don’t like this game

MC, waking Jeanne up: Hey- you ok?

Jeanne: I’m dead.

MC: I know, you must feel like crap after that-

Jeanne: No. I went into cardiac arrest eight minutes ago. I’m deceased.

MC: Oh, come on- [checks his pulse] …but… how are you talking?

Jeanne: Superior training. Indomitable will.

MC: You really don’t have a pulse!

Jeanne: Just adrenaline and rage keeping me going. Also, military grade Adderall.

Agent McCall: Did any of you kids see a black Camaro driving around?

Stiles: Do you have a warrant?

McCall: Hm?

Stiles: Do you have a fucking warrant?

McCall: ...you kids have a good rest of the day.

Stiles: *oinks*

[Cornered by Bandits™]

Merlin: You know, there's a saying where I'm from.

Merlin: "Life without pain has no meaning."

Merlin: Gentlemen, I wish to give your lives some meaning.

Merlin takes off his neckerchief, and Arthur instantly becomes a Repressed Victorian Maiden positively Shooketh by the sight of exposed collarbone.

who knows... whats happening

(the last comic was based off this)

I don't have time for that, I have to play blue dragon and run my blog

Something my brother would say, probably

#this is exactly him